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Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage

We're just dumb.We don't give a shit, by the way, when girls are like,"Men are dumb." I...

We're just dumb.
We don't give a shit, by the way, when girls are like,
"Men are dumb." I don't care

Full Transcript

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We're just dumb. We don't give a shit,
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by the way, when girls are like, "Men are dumb."
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I don't care.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:12
Uploaded
Jul 07, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
New Wave Entertainment,Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Half Mick, half WOP, hard-headed comedian Andrew Santino returns to his Chicago hometown for a stand-up special with the authentic taste of a city made of Italian beef, Old Style and deep dish. Shot at the historic Vic Theater, Santino touches on everything from growing up thinking he was black and a disgust with bachelorette parties, to his bouts with severe acne and male porn stars envy.
Try going out your day - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
Try going out your day
It's like, "I heard he was with her, but then she was"-- - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
It's like, "I heard he was with her, but then she ...
It makes my day so much easier, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:08
It makes my day so much easier,
But social cues amongst men are interesting - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
But social cues amongst men are interesting
Like, in my neighborhood, it's a little bit different, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
Like, in my neighborhood, it's a little bit different,
If I see you, and I walk down the street, right, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
If I see you, and I walk down the street, right,
We walk around like pigeons all day like, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:09
We walk around like pigeons all day like,
We're good, we're good. We got him." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
We're good, we're good. We got him."
There's no other reason that we do that to one another. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
There's no other reason that we do that to one another.
But you can't do that in my neighborhood - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
But you can't do that in my neighborhood
I like progressive culture, okay? I really do. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
I like progressive culture, okay? I really do.
I like the way that people think about other people - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
I like the way that people think about other people
Everybody voted to make bathrooms gender-neutral. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
Everybody voted to make bathrooms gender-neutral.
I don't know if you know about that, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:12
I don't know if you know about that,
Who knows what could happen? - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
Who knows what could happen?
They're gonna shit in your bathroom that you shit in. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
They're gonna shit in your bathroom that you shit in.
You think your bathroom's that important, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
You think your bathroom's that important,
When I go in there, I'm like, "Aah! - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
When I go in there, I'm like, "Aah!
"There better be someone else decent that comes in after me. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
"There better be someone else decent that comes in afte...
"I don't want some transsexual coming in after that. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
"I don't want some transsexual coming in after tha...