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Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage

We're this weird minorityfor some reason, but black peoplealways liked me

We're this weird minority
for some reason, but black people
always liked me

Full Transcript

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We're this weird minority for some reason,
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but black people always liked me.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
01:00:33
Uploaded
Jul 07, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
New Wave Entertainment,Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Half Mick, half WOP, hard-headed comedian Andrew Santino returns to his Chicago hometown for a stand-up special with the authentic taste of a city made of Italian beef, Old Style and deep dish. Shot at the historic Vic Theater, Santino touches on everything from growing up thinking he was black and a disgust with bachelorette parties, to his bouts with severe acne and male porn stars envy.
Like, black people like white people with a deficiency. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
Like, black people like white people with a deficiency.
I'm like a dog with one bad leg. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
I'm like a dog with one bad leg.
You know, white people don't adopt that dog, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
You know, white people don't adopt that dog,
It gonna work out." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
It gonna work out."
I loved everything all my black friends liked, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
I loved everything all my black friends liked,
Don't get uncomfortable. You all said it. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
Don't get uncomfortable. You all said it.
People used to call me a "wigger." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
People used to call me a "wigger."
I was on a basketball court the first time I heard it, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
I was on a basketball court the first time I heard it,
That dude ain't nothing but a wigger." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
That dude ain't nothing but a wigger."
[scoffs, exhales deeply] - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
[scoffs, exhales deeply]
[scoffs, exhales deeply] - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
[scoffs, exhales deeply]
[scoffs, exhales deeply] - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
[scoffs, exhales deeply]
But they were bummed out - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
But they were bummed out
They didn't like that, but when I heard it, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:11
They didn't like that, but when I heard it,
So close." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:10
So close."
Say it if you're gonna say it, you racist motherfuckers. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
Say it if you're gonna say it, you racist motherfuckers...
Even to this day, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
Even to this day,
[laughter] - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:13
[laughter]
I tell my black guy friends to not date white girls - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:08
I tell my black guy friends to not date white girls
How do you get a Heisman? You know what I mean? - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
How do you get a Heisman? You know what I mean?