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Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage

When I go in there,I'm like, "Aah!

When I go in there,
I'm like, "Aah!

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When I go in there, I'm like, "Aah!
Duration
5 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:50
Uploaded
Jul 08, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
New Wave Entertainment,Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Half Mick, half WOP, hard-headed comedian Andrew Santino returns to his Chicago hometown for a stand-up special with the authentic taste of a city made of Italian beef, Old Style and deep dish. Shot at the historic Vic Theater, Santino touches on everything from growing up thinking he was black and a disgust with bachelorette parties, to his bouts with severe acne and male porn stars envy.
"There better be someone else decent that comes in after me. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
"There better be someone else decent that comes in afte...
"I don't want some transsexual coming in after that. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
"I don't want some transsexual coming in after tha...
Who knows what they'll do?" - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
Who knows what they'll do?"
It was a big debate, gender-neutral bathrooms. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
It was a big debate, gender-neutral bathrooms.
Use it. You got to go, go ahead. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
Use it. You got to go, go ahead.
For years, I was sick and tired of going to a bar - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:09
For years, I was sick and tired of going to a bar
Is this chill if we cut?" - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
Is this chill if we cut?"
"Can we cut?" That's real. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
"Can we cut?" That's real.
And every asshole in line is like, "Yeah, go ahead." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:08
And every asshole in line is like, "Yeah, go ahead.&quo...
So guys let them in, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
So guys let them in,
The only thing I ever hear is, "Well, you pee on the seat." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
The only thing I ever hear is, "Well, you pee on the se...
I don't. I don't pee on the seat. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
I don't. I don't pee on the seat.
If you live with someone that pees on the seat, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
If you live with someone that pees on the seat,
You think we walk in the bathroom, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:08
You think we walk in the bathroom,
To me, I think the fix has always been - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:10
To me, I think the fix has always been
Urinals or just holes in the ground, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
Urinals or just holes in the ground,
But get the stalls out of men's bathrooms in bars - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
But get the stalls out of men's bathrooms in bars
They should never have been there, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
They should never have been there,
Unless you can, ladies, and then I want to see it. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
Unless you can, ladies, and then I want to see it.
I don't know which way is better, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
I don't know which way is better,