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Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage

White people see redheads, and they're like,"What do we do with it?" They don't like...

White people see redheads, and they're like,
"What do we do with it?" They don't like us.
They don't trust us

Full Transcript

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White people see redheads,
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and they're like, "What do we do with it?"
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They don't like us. They don't trust us.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:59:10
Uploaded
Jul 07, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
New Wave Entertainment,Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Half Mick, half WOP, hard-headed comedian Andrew Santino returns to his Chicago hometown for a stand-up special with the authentic taste of a city made of Italian beef, Old Style and deep dish. Shot at the historic Vic Theater, Santino touches on everything from growing up thinking he was black and a disgust with bachelorette parties, to his bouts with severe acne and male porn stars envy.
They make a day to kick us. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
They make a day to kick us.
Call us names-- "You fire crotch, you ginger." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:09
Call us names-- "You fire crotch, you ginger."
A black guy's never said that to me. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
A black guy's never said that to me.
White guys--"The carpet match the drapes, bud?" - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:09
White guys--"The carpet match the drapes, bud?"
"If you must know, it's hardwood floors. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
"If you must know, it's hardwood floors.
There's no carpet there, bro." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:09
There's no carpet there, bro."
Go get you a little buzzer from Target - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
Go get you a little buzzer from Target
[imitates razor buzzing] - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:13
[imitates razor buzzing]
That's the no-fly zone, no-fly zone. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
That's the no-fly zone, no-fly zone.
Now people are like, "Huh? What are you talking about?" - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
Now people are like, "Huh? What are you talking about?&...
We're this weird minority for some reason, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
We're this weird minority for some reason,
Like, black people like white people with a deficiency. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
Like, black people like white people with a deficiency.
I'm like a dog with one bad leg. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
I'm like a dog with one bad leg.
You know, white people don't adopt that dog, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
You know, white people don't adopt that dog,
It gonna work out." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
It gonna work out."
I loved everything all my black friends liked, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
I loved everything all my black friends liked,
Don't get uncomfortable. You all said it. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
Don't get uncomfortable. You all said it.
People used to call me a "wigger." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
People used to call me a "wigger."
I was on a basketball court the first time I heard it, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
I was on a basketball court the first time I heard it,
That dude ain't nothing but a wigger." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
That dude ain't nothing but a wigger."