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Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage

You don't have a calendar." You can air-fistfight dragonsall over this great country

You don't have a calendar." You can air-fistfight dragons
all over this great country

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You don't have a calendar."
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You can air-fistfight dragons all over this great country.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:51
Uploaded
Jul 07, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
New Wave Entertainment,Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Half Mick, half WOP, hard-headed comedian Andrew Santino returns to his Chicago hometown for a stand-up special with the authentic taste of a city made of Italian beef, Old Style and deep dish. Shot at the historic Vic Theater, Santino touches on everything from growing up thinking he was black and a disgust with bachelorette parties, to his bouts with severe acne and male porn stars envy.
I'm sure there's half-smoked cigarettes - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
I'm sure there's half-smoked cigarettes
They can move about, man. You know the birds? - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
They can move about, man. You know the birds?
When they leave, follow those guys. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
When they leave, follow those guys.
Birds are born instinctively knowing, when it gets cold, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
Birds are born instinctively knowing, when it gets cold,
Why are we here? This is ridiculous." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
Why are we here? This is ridiculous."
I don't give a shit, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
I don't give a shit,
Came out of a restaurant, had some leftovers, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
Came out of a restaurant, had some leftovers,
And the homeless guy looks up at me, and he says, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:09
And the homeless guy looks up at me, and he says,
What are you, gluten-free? Eat the food. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
What are you, gluten-free? Eat the food.
It's my second home. This is my first home. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
It's my second home. This is my first home.
I live now in Los Angeles - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
I live now in Los Angeles
West Hollywood is a gay neighborhood. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
West Hollywood is a gay neighborhood.
The gay neighborhood is the best neighborhood - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
The gay neighborhood is the best neighborhood
You get in where you fit in, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
You get in where you fit in,
I've never been attacked once in my neighborhood, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
I've never been attacked once in my neighborhood,
Where? Where? - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
Where? Where?
[exhales sharply] - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:08
[exhales sharply]
It's cleaner and safer, and I fucking love it. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
It's cleaner and safer, and I fucking love it.
The only difference is, I got a big beard. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
The only difference is, I got a big beard.
Why? I don't know. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
Why? I don't know.