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Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage

You're like, "Well, well,I work for an investment firmdowntown." But what you'rereally...

You're like, "Well, well,
I work for an investment firm
downtown." [mumbles] But what you're
really saying is, like, "I want to put my body
in your body

Full Transcript

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You're like, "Well, well, I work
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for an investment firm downtown."
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[mumbles]
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But what you're really saying is, like,
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"I want to put my body in your body.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:48
Uploaded
Jul 07, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
New Wave Entertainment,Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Half Mick, half WOP, hard-headed comedian Andrew Santino returns to his Chicago hometown for a stand-up special with the authentic taste of a city made of Italian beef, Old Style and deep dish. Shot at the historic Vic Theater, Santino touches on everything from growing up thinking he was black and a disgust with bachelorette parties, to his bouts with severe acne and male porn stars envy.
I'd like to put my body inside of your body." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
I'd like to put my body inside of your body."
You're just trying to put some of your body - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
You're just trying to put some of your body
That's it. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
That's it.
Think about that-- that's a hard thing to do, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
Think about that-- that's a hard thing to do,
How did a caveman say that when there was no language, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
How did a caveman say that when there was no language,
First of all, when you were a caveman, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
First of all, when you were a caveman,
[mumbling goofily] - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:08
[mumbling goofily]
Hey! [mumbling] - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
Hey! [mumbling]
You got to be a nonverbal dick salesman, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
You got to be a nonverbal dick salesman,
[mumbling] - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
[mumbling]
The slowest girl in the pack... - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
The slowest girl in the pack...
The guy that convinced a girl to do that for the first time - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:09
The guy that convinced a girl to do that for the first time
I would've loved to see the first caveman - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
I would've loved to see the first caveman
"Oh!" - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:08
"Oh!"
[groaning] - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
[groaning]
[cheers and applause] - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:09
[cheers and applause]
[cheers and applause] - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:25
[cheers and applause]
[cheers and applause] - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
[cheers and applause]
Come fuck with us. Where's my crane camera? - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
Come fuck with us. Where's my crane camera?
Where the fuck are you guys at? Come to Chicago. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
Where the fuck are you guys at? Come to Chicago.