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Andy Somebody

Andy Fielder, a depressed Chicago accountant, steals three million dollars from his boss, a corrupt plastic surgeon, and runs off to L.A. to start a new life.

Director

Jesse David Ing

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Production

Winged Entertainment

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Homepage

http://andysomebody.com/

Darcie

Nicole I. Butler

Vera

Bishop

Detective Mercer

Shifflett

Jonathon Buckley

Becky

Marcus

Marin

Teri

Zach Huddleston

Pizza Delivery Guy

Daniel Ryan Egan

Gene

Andy

Jeremy M. Evans

Farrah

Arlo

James Heaney Jr.

Mel

Andres

Joy

Bob Taylor

Sofia

Detective Mount

Luther

Little Girl

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♪ What happened to my world - Andy Somebody

♪ What happened to my world

It takes time to set up the
accounts in a way that's- - Andy Somebody

It takes time to set up the accounts in a way that's-

Just do me a favor and don't
slobber all over yourself - Andy Somebody

Just do me a favor and don't slobber all over yourself

You gonna
sit your asses there - Andy Somebody

You gonna sit your asses there

- Yeah, I said we're here! - Andy Somebody

- Yeah, I said we're here!

Now, don't you get - Andy Somebody

Now, don't you get

- You know, 15 years ago, we
just would've gone up there, - Andy Somebody

- You know, 15 years ago, we just would've gone up ther...

- That Shif would only
higher bald pieces of shit - Andy Somebody

- That Shif would only higher bald pieces of shit

- Was canned for
extreme anger issues - Andy Somebody

- Was canned for extreme anger issues

And my guess is he's probably
the muscle of this operation. - Andy Somebody

And my guess is he's probably the muscle of this operat...

- Goddamn, I hope
he was breathing - Andy Somebody

- Goddamn, I hope he was breathing

- So you figure out tonight? - Andy Somebody

- So you figure out tonight?

- Seems mad like Ikea's
having an online sale, - Andy Somebody

- Seems mad like Ikea's having an online sale,

Gene here, he's going to
babysit you until you're done. - Andy Somebody

Gene here, he's going to babysit you until you're ...

- You should probably
go to work now, Andy. - Andy Somebody

- You should probably go to work now, Andy.

- Yes, it moved me. - Andy Somebody

- Yes, it moved me.

- My idea - Andy Somebody

- I need a manuscript
in three weeks - Andy Somebody

- I need a manuscript in three weeks

I was supposed to have
a draft to them today, - Andy Somebody

I was supposed to have a draft to them today,

You know, I spent my whole
life on that first one - Andy Somebody

You know, I spent my whole life on that first one

I still have to deal with dad - Andy Somebody

I still have to deal with dad

You know, some of them
just came to me in a dream - Andy Somebody

You know, some of them just came to me in a dream

He spent his whole life
trying to save sea turtles. - Andy Somebody

He spent his whole life trying to save sea turtles.

If he's happy, then I
guess we're done here. - Andy Somebody

If he's happy, then I guess we're done here.

- What would you have in mind? - Andy Somebody

- What would you have in mind?

- Well, I have a
couple of ideas. - Andy Somebody

- Well, I have a couple of ideas.

My job is to take you
from that six up to a ten. - Andy Somebody

My job is to take you from that six up to a ten.

Right now, you're
hookup material, - Andy Somebody

Right now, you're hookup material,

What I suggest is that
you let me do my job. - Andy Somebody

What I suggest is that you let me do my job.

I'm gonna take all of this
and I'm gonna throw it away. - Andy Somebody

I'm gonna take all of this and I'm gonna throw it ...

And then maybe if you're lucky, - Andy Somebody

And then maybe if you're lucky,

He convinces women to
get plastic surgery, - Andy Somebody

He convinces women to get plastic surgery,

Do not get plastic
surgery from that guy, - Andy Somebody

Do not get plastic surgery from that guy,

♪ Making deals with the
devil, holding angel's hands ♪ - Andy Somebody

♪ Making deals with the devil, holding angel's hands ♪...

Okay, so
then I'll just- - Andy Somebody

Okay, so then I'll just-

Sorry, I almost hit
a whole family of opossums. - Andy Somebody

Sorry, I almost hit a whole family of opossums.

So why don't I
text you an address - Andy Somebody

So why don't I text you an address

We've got a sweet
little baby lamb - Andy Somebody

We've got a sweet little baby lamb

It doesn't matter - Andy Somebody

It doesn't matter

- Well, I think it
would be helpful - Andy Somebody

- Well, I think it would be helpful

He's got
a bunch of money - Andy Somebody

He's got a bunch of money

Got a new job, new
life, new house, so. - Andy Somebody

Got a new job, new life, new house, so.

- Daddy's not asking, sweet pea. - Andy Somebody

- Daddy's not asking, sweet pea.

I know I owe
Shifflett a lot, but- - Andy Somebody

I know I owe Shifflett a lot, but-

Do you want off my list or not? - Andy Somebody

Do you want off my list or not?

- You know what
list, smarty man. - Andy Somebody

- You know what list, smarty man.

Now, why don't you
get yourself together, - Andy Somebody

Now, why don't you get yourself together,

Ummmmm - Andy Somebody

I think he was running
illegal prescription drugs - Andy Somebody

I think he was running illegal prescription drugs

He wanted me to set up
overseas accounts for him - Andy Somebody

He wanted me to set up overseas accounts for him

- He's a plastic surgeon
from Wilmette, Joy, - Andy Somebody

- He's a plastic surgeon from Wilmette, Joy,

- No, he's definitely,
he's still here. - Andy Somebody

- No, he's definitely, he's still here.

All right, here, I'll
give you my number. - Andy Somebody

All right, here, I'll give you my number.

All right, now, you
get rid of that phone - Andy Somebody

All right, now, you get rid of that phone

I have to do- - Andy Somebody

No, I found him, - Andy Somebody

No, I found him,

I want him
and my fucking money tonight - Andy Somebody

I want him and my fucking money tonight

♪ You think nothing
can touch you ♪ - Andy Somebody

♪ You think nothing can touch you ♪

♪ Gonna catch up
with you one day ♪ - Andy Somebody

♪ Gonna catch up with you one day ♪

♪ If your soul is sorry - Andy Somebody

♪ If your soul is sorry

We're gonna take good care of
you, real good care of you. - Andy Somebody

We're gonna take good care of you, real good care of yo...

The way we firm this fucker up - Andy Somebody

The way we firm this fucker up

♪ You think nothing
can touch you ♪ - Andy Somebody

♪ You think nothing can touch you ♪

♪ Gonna catch up
with you one day ♪ - Andy Somebody

♪ Gonna catch up with you one day ♪

- I'm about to rip your head
off your disgusting body! - Andy Somebody

- I'm about to rip your head off your disgusting body!

Would you happen to have
a car that I could borrow - Andy Somebody

Would you happen to have a car that I could borrow

I just, you know, - Andy Somebody

I just, you know,

But I do have a sexy
ass truck out there, - Andy Somebody

But I do have a sexy ass truck out there,

- With a little motivation, - Andy Somebody

- With a little motivation,

Hey, do us a favor,
don't scream. - Andy Somebody

Hey, do us a favor, don't scream.

- I don't know. - Andy Somebody

- I don't know.

He was here and then
I asked him to leave - Andy Somebody

He was here and then I asked him to leave

And my boss wants
it back tonight, - Andy Somebody

And my boss wants it back tonight,

Now, how do we make that happen? - Andy Somebody

Now, how do we make that happen?

Me and you, we're in
this shit here together, - Andy Somebody

Me and you, we're in this shit here together,

We're changing everything. - Andy Somebody

We're changing everything.

- Okay, Andy- - Andy Somebody

- Andy and I grew up together
and you know she is harmless. - Andy Somebody

- Andy and I grew up together and you know she is harmless.

- Yeah, well, if old
Andy boy was so harmless, - Andy Somebody

- Yeah, well, if old Andy boy was so harmless,

You ever get like
song lyrics wrong - Andy Somebody

You ever get like song lyrics wrong

- We tracked Andy's phone
to an alley in downtown LA. - Andy Somebody

- We tracked Andy's phone to an alley in downtown LA.

- Hey, you sure you don't
a swig there, cheese dick? - Andy Somebody

- Hey, you sure you don't a swig there, cheese dick?

- It'll make the metal in
your mouth real tingly. - Andy Somebody

- It'll make the metal in your mouth real tingly.

♪ That's what I want - Andy Somebody

♪ That's what I want

- Look, I was roofing houses
in Burbank a week ago. - Andy Somebody

- Look, I was roofing houses in Burbank a week ago.

I know you probably think I'm
this international assassin, - Andy Somebody

I know you probably think I'm this international assass...

- I can track any phone anytime. - Andy Somebody

- I can track any phone anytime.

And it's because she
did not know about it, - Andy Somebody

And it's because she did not know about it,

She did not know about
it or that it even existed - Andy Somebody

She did not know about it or that it even existed

I will never disappoint you. - Andy Somebody

I will never disappoint you.

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Andy Fielder, a depressed Chicago accountant, steals three million dollars from his boss, a corrupt plastic surgeon, and runs off to L.A. to start a new life.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Jesse David Ing

Writer: Jeremy M. Evans, Jesse David Ing

Production: Winged Entertainment

Genre: comedy

Year: 2023

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 4.3

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 18 Apr 2023

Awards: N/A

Homepage: http://andysomebody.com/