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"Anger Management" quotes

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Dave Buznik is a businessman who is wrongly sentenced to an anger management program, where he meets an aggressive instructor.

Director: Peter Segal
Writer: David Dorfman
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 2003
MetaScore: 52/100
ImdbRating: 6.3
BoxOffice: $135,645,823
Released: 11 Apr 2003
Awards: 2 wins & 4 nominations
Remember Lou temper's the one thing you can't get rid of by losing it - Anger Management 00:08 Remember Lou temper's the one thing you can't get... Let me explain something - Anger Management 00:29 Let me explain something Yes Here's my number - Anger Management 00:10 Yes Here's my number And I'm pretty sure I heard him mutter some kind of anti semitic remark - Anger Management 00:13 And I'm pretty sure I heard him mutter some kind of... Now then we need to go over some ground rules - Anger Management 00:57 Now then we need to go over some ground rules After I got kicked out of the army I went through a real bad time - Anger Management 00:24 After I got kicked out of the army I went through a real bad... I'm a pretty good guy - Anger Management 00:06 I'm a pretty good guy Now why did I do that - Anger Management 01:09 Now why did I do that Dave assaulted a female flight attendant in midair - Anger Management 00:29 Dave assaulted a female flight attendant in midair I'm in a mood Dave A bad mood - Anger Management 00:09 I'm in a mood Dave A bad mood Answer me buznik Did you get it on with my sister - Anger Management 00:23 Answer me buznik Did you get it on with my sister Do you remember the flight to st Louis - Anger Management 00:18 Do you remember the flight to st Louis Nate Didn't we decide that you shouldn't listen to the ball game - Anger Management 00:49 Nate Didn't we decide that you shouldn't listen to... I'm feeling very angry right now - Anger Management 00:08 I'm feeling very angry right now So my boss he was talking to me about how many sick days I've taken - Anger Management 00:35 So my boss he was talking to me about how many sick days... Okay Well we're in the adult film industry - Anger Management 00:45 Okay Well we're in the adult film industry So Dave - Anger Management 01:10 So Dave Kendra - Anger Management 00:59 Kendra In Europe it's not considered unusual for three or four men to share a bed - Anger Management 00:12 In Europe it's not considered unusual for three or four... Who's going to pay for that - Anger Management 00:15 Who's going to pay for that I'm sorry I was so rude before - Anger Management 00:49 I'm sorry I was so rude before What Think you're better than me because you've got both your nuts - Anger Management 00:05 What Think you're better than me because you've... Might I have your first name Mr head And tell me it isn't dick - Anger Management 00:16 Might I have your first name Mr head And tell me it... You hear that frog - Anger Management 00:11 You hear that frog I want to have a family with you I want to have kids with you - Anger Management 00:16 I want to have a family with you I want to have kids with... You could've told her something else I was at the bank I was at the store - Anger Management 00:12 You could've told her something else I was at the bank... Flirting is cheating's ugly cousin buddy - Anger Management 00:11 Flirting is cheating's ugly cousin buddy So pena likes the spicy humour - Anger Management 00:21 So pena likes the spicy humour Why is it that Chuck thinks he can smoke - Anger Management 00:11 Why is it that Chuck thinks he can smoke A five hour trip to find out mommy had a jelly bean - Anger Management 00:11 A five hour trip to find out mommy had a jelly bean I see Eskimos seem nice - Anger Management 00:08 I see Eskimos seem nice She's not home Dave She went out with her pal Andrea - Anger Management 00:15 She's not home Dave She went out with her pal Andrea Take off your clothes - Anger Management 00:21 Take off your clothes You come down here before a black wolf swallows my brain - Anger Management 00:07 You come down here before a black wolf swallows my brain By the way his name is not fat shit cat it's meatball - Anger Management 00:09 By the way his name is not fat shit cat it's meatball Who was that guy I think it's Bill Clinton - Anger Management 00:08 Who was that guy I think it's Bill Clinton You're on my side of the armrest - Anger Management 00:06 You're on my side of the armrest I dare you to kiss me - Anger Management 00:10 I dare you to kiss me How about a kiss I'd love a kiss - Anger Management 00:14 How about a kiss I'd love a kiss You can do it David - Anger Management 00:07 You can do it David Look everybody - Anger Management 00:10 Look everybody But you kicked some serious monk ass there baby - Anger Management 00:14 But you kicked some serious monk ass there baby They do I think eskimos are smug - Anger Management 00:11 They do I think eskimos are smug And release you from my programme - Anger Management 01:06 And release you from my programme Get this moving What the hell's your problem - Anger Management 00:12 Get this moving What the hell's your problem Jibber jabber Jibber jabbering Mumbo jumbo - Anger Management 00:09 Jibber jabber Jibber jabbering Mumbo jumbo Happy now ass wipe - Anger Management 00:05 Happy now ass wipe You think you can help him I think so your honour - Anger Management 00:14 You think you can help him I think so your honour By the way - Anger Management 00:12 By the way Now fury fighters let's say hello to someone - Anger Management 00:20 Now fury fighters let's say hello to someone First it was a five second one - Anger Management 00:20 First it was a five second one You can do it David - Anger Management 00:11 You can do it David For crying out loud You're missing important plot points - Anger Management 00:09 For crying out loud You're missing important plot... Let me ask you something - Anger Management 00:22 Let me ask you something This 1s a difficult time for our country - Anger Management 00:08 This 1s a difficult time for our country In Europe it's not considered unusual for three or four men to share a bed - Anger Management 00:12 In Europe it's not considered unusual for three or four... I got Casper in my clothes - Anger Management 00:04 I got Casper in my clothes I'm sorry I was so rude before - Anger Management I'm sorry I was so rude before After I got kicked out of the Army I went through a real bad time - Anger Management 00:21 After I got kicked out of the Army I went through a real bad... And I'm pretty sure I heard him mutter some kind of anti Semitic remark - Anger Management 00:12 And I'm pretty sure I heard him mutter some kind of... Answer me Buznik Did you get it on with my sister - Anger Management 00:17 Answer me Buznik Did you get it on with my sister But you kicked some serious monk ass there baby - Anger Management 00:05 But you kicked some serious monk ass there baby By the way his name is not Fat shit Cat it's Meatball - Anger Management 00:08 By the way his name is not Fat shit Cat it's Meatball Dave assaulted a female flight attendant in midair - Anger Management 00:23 Dave assaulted a female flight attendant in midair Flirting is cheating's ugly cousin Buddy - Anger Management 00:07 Flirting is cheating's ugly cousin Buddy Get this moving What the hell's your problem - Anger Management 00:07 Get this moving What the hell's your problem Happy now ass wipe - Anger Management 00:04 Happy now ass wipe Hi Nancy - Anger Management 00:13 Hi Nancy How about a kiss I'd love a kiss - Anger Management 00:07 How about a kiss I'd love a kiss How would she know that I told her - Anger Management 00:17 How would she know that I told her I see Eskimos seem nice - Anger Management 00:04 I see Eskimos seem nice I'm feeling very angry right now - Anger Management 00:07 I'm feeling very angry right now I'm in a mood Dave A bad mood - Anger Management 00:09 I'm in a mood Dave A bad mood I'm sorry I was so rude before - Anger Management 00:55 I'm sorry I was so rude before In Europe it's not considered unusual for three or four men to share a bed - Anger Management 00:11 In Europe it's not considered unusual for three or four... Jibber jabber Jibber jabbering Mumbo jumbo - Anger Management 00:07 Jibber jabber Jibber jabbering Mumbo jumbo Kendra - Anger Management 00:59 Kendra Let me explain something - Anger Management 00:29 Let me explain something Look everybody - Anger Management 00:08 Look everybody Might I have your first name Mr Head And tell me it isn't Dick - Anger Management 00:13 Might I have your first name Mr Head And tell me it... Nate Didn't we decide that you shouldn't listen to the ball game - Anger Management 00:54 Nate Didn't we decide that you shouldn't listen to... Nice meeting you Okay - Anger Management 01:37 Nice meeting you Okay Now then we need to go over some ground rules - Anger Management 00:59 Now then we need to go over some ground rules Oh my goodness Bobby Knight - Anger Management 00:24 Oh my goodness Bobby Knight Okay Well we're in the adult film industry - Anger Management 00:44 Okay Well we're in the adult film industry Remember Lou temper's the one thing you can't get rid of by losing it - Anger Management 00:07 Remember Lou temper's the one thing you can't get... So my boss he was talking to me about how many sick days I've taken - Anger Management 00:32 So my boss he was talking to me about how many sick days... So Pena likes the spicy humor - Anger Management 00:18 So Pena likes the spicy humor Take off your clothes - Anger Management 00:21 Take off your clothes

Cast

Dave Buznik - Adam Sandler
Dr. Buddy Rydell - Jack Nicholson
Linda - Marisa Tomei
Andrew - Allen Covert