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"Anger Management" quotes

Anger Management poster
Dave Buznik is a businessman who is wrongly sentenced to an anger management program, where he meets an aggressive instructor.

Director: Peter Segal
Writer: David Dorfman
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 2003
MetaScore: 52/100
ImdbRating: 6.3
BoxOffice: $135,645,823
Released: 11 Apr 2003
Awards: 2 wins & 4 nominations
You're very welcome - Anger Management 00:27 You're very welcome You hear that frog - Anger Management 00:04 You hear that frog You come down here before a black wolf swallows my brain - Anger Management 00:05 You come down here before a black wolf swallows my brain You can do that - Anger Management 00:04 You can do that You can do it David - Anger Management 00:04 You can do it David Yes Here's my number - Anger Management 00:09 Yes Here's my number Why is it that Chuck thinks he can smoke - Anger Management 00:11 Why is it that Chuck thinks he can smoke Who's going to pay for that - Anger Management 00:12 Who's going to pay for that Who was that guy I think it's Regis Philbin - Anger Management 00:05 Who was that guy I think it's Regis Philbin What Think you're better than me because you've got both your nuts - Anger Management 00:05 What Think you're better than me because you've... We'll be off to work in a jiffy - Anger Management 00:41 We'll be off to work in a jiffy They do I think Eskimos are smug - Anger Management 00:05 They do I think Eskimos are smug Take off your clothes - Anger Management 00:21 Take off your clothes So Pena likes the spicy humor - Anger Management 00:18 So Pena likes the spicy humor So my boss he was talking to me about how many sick days I've taken - Anger Management 00:32 So my boss he was talking to me about how many sick days... Remember Lou temper's the one thing you can't get rid of by losing it - Anger Management 00:07 Remember Lou temper's the one thing you can't get... Okay Well we're in the adult film industry - Anger Management 00:44 Okay Well we're in the adult film industry Oh my goodness Bobby Knight - Anger Management 00:24 Oh my goodness Bobby Knight Now then we need to go over some ground rules - Anger Management 00:59 Now then we need to go over some ground rules Nice meeting you Okay - Anger Management 01:37 Nice meeting you Okay Nate Didn't we decide that you shouldn't listen to the ball game - Anger Management 00:54 Nate Didn't we decide that you shouldn't listen to... Might I have your first name Mr Head And tell me it isn't Dick - Anger Management 00:13 Might I have your first name Mr Head And tell me it... Look everybody - Anger Management 00:08 Look everybody Let me explain something - Anger Management 00:29 Let me explain something Kendra - Anger Management 00:59 Kendra Jibber jabber Jibber jabbering Mumbo jumbo - Anger Management 00:07 Jibber jabber Jibber jabbering Mumbo jumbo In Europe it's not considered unusual for three or four men to share a bed - Anger Management 00:11 In Europe it's not considered unusual for three or four... I'm sorry I was so rude before - Anger Management 00:55 I'm sorry I was so rude before I'm in a mood Dave A bad mood - Anger Management 00:09 I'm in a mood Dave A bad mood I'm feeling very angry right now - Anger Management 00:07 I'm feeling very angry right now I see Eskimos seem nice - Anger Management 00:04 I see Eskimos seem nice How would she know that I told her - Anger Management 00:17 How would she know that I told her How about a kiss I'd love a kiss - Anger Management 00:07 How about a kiss I'd love a kiss Hi Nancy - Anger Management 00:13 Hi Nancy Happy now ass wipe - Anger Management 00:04 Happy now ass wipe Get this moving What the hell's your problem - Anger Management 00:07 Get this moving What the hell's your problem Flirting is cheating's ugly cousin Buddy - Anger Management 00:07 Flirting is cheating's ugly cousin Buddy Dave assaulted a female flight attendant in midair - Anger Management 00:23 Dave assaulted a female flight attendant in midair By the way his name is not Fat shit Cat it's Meatball - Anger Management 00:08 By the way his name is not Fat shit Cat it's Meatball But you kicked some serious monk ass there baby - Anger Management 00:05 But you kicked some serious monk ass there baby Answer me Buznik Did you get it on with my sister - Anger Management 00:17 Answer me Buznik Did you get it on with my sister And I'm pretty sure I heard him mutter some kind of anti Semitic remark - Anger Management 00:12 And I'm pretty sure I heard him mutter some kind of... After I got kicked out of the Army I went through a real bad time - Anger Management 00:21 After I got kicked out of the Army I went through a real bad... I'm sorry I was so rude before - Anger Management I'm sorry I was so rude before I got Casper in my clothes - Anger Management 00:04 I got Casper in my clothes In Europe it's not considered unusual for three or four men to share a bed - Anger Management 00:12 In Europe it's not considered unusual for three or four... This 1s a difficult time for our country - Anger Management 00:08 This 1s a difficult time for our country Let me ask you something - Anger Management 00:22 Let me ask you something For crying out loud You're missing important plot points - Anger Management 00:09 For crying out loud You're missing important plot... You can do it David - Anger Management 00:11 You can do it David First it was a five second one - Anger Management 00:20 First it was a five second one Now fury fighters let's say hello to someone - Anger Management 00:20 Now fury fighters let's say hello to someone By the way - Anger Management 00:12 By the way You think you can help him I think so your honour - Anger Management 00:14 You think you can help him I think so your honour Happy now ass wipe - Anger Management 00:05 Happy now ass wipe Jibber jabber Jibber jabbering Mumbo jumbo - Anger Management 00:09 Jibber jabber Jibber jabbering Mumbo jumbo Get this moving What the hell's your problem - Anger Management 00:12 Get this moving What the hell's your problem And release you from my programme - Anger Management 01:06 And release you from my programme They do I think eskimos are smug - Anger Management 00:11 They do I think eskimos are smug But you kicked some serious monk ass there baby - Anger Management 00:14 But you kicked some serious monk ass there baby Look everybody - Anger Management 00:10 Look everybody You can do it David - Anger Management 00:07 You can do it David How about a kiss I'd love a kiss - Anger Management 00:14 How about a kiss I'd love a kiss I dare you to kiss me - Anger Management 00:10 I dare you to kiss me Who was that guy I think it's Bill Clinton - Anger Management 00:08 Who was that guy I think it's Bill Clinton You're on my side of the armrest - Anger Management 00:06 You're on my side of the armrest By the way his name is not fat shit cat it's meatball - Anger Management 00:09 By the way his name is not fat shit cat it's meatball You come down here before a black wolf swallows my brain - Anger Management 00:07 You come down here before a black wolf swallows my brain Take off your clothes - Anger Management 00:21 Take off your clothes She's not home Dave She went out with her pal Andrea - Anger Management 00:15 She's not home Dave She went out with her pal Andrea I see Eskimos seem nice - Anger Management 00:08 I see Eskimos seem nice A five hour trip to find out mommy had a jelly bean - Anger Management 00:11 A five hour trip to find out mommy had a jelly bean Why is it that Chuck thinks he can smoke - Anger Management 00:11 Why is it that Chuck thinks he can smoke So pena likes the spicy humour - Anger Management 00:21 So pena likes the spicy humour Flirting is cheating's ugly cousin buddy - Anger Management 00:11 Flirting is cheating's ugly cousin buddy You could've told her something else I was at the bank I was at the store - Anger Management 00:12 You could've told her something else I was at the bank... I want to have a family with you I want to have kids with you - Anger Management 00:16 I want to have a family with you I want to have kids with... You hear that frog - Anger Management 00:11 You hear that frog Might I have your first name Mr head And tell me it isn't dick - Anger Management 00:16 Might I have your first name Mr head And tell me it...

Cast

Dave Buznik - Adam Sandler
Dr. Buddy Rydell - Jack Nicholson
Linda - Marisa Tomei
Andrew - Allen Covert