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Anger Management

Flirting is cheating's ugly cousin Buddy, I am not a cheater

Dave Buznik:
Flirting is cheating's ugly cousin Buddy, I am not a cheater

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Flirting is cheating's ugly cousin Buddy
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I'm not a cheater
Available in 5 languages
Duration
7 seconds
Views
912
Timestamp in Movie
00:53:21
Uploaded
Mar 16, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
Columbia Pictures,Revolution Studios,Happy Madison Productions

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Movie Summary

Dave Buznik is a businessman who is wrongly sentenced to an anger management program, where he meets an aggressive instructor.

Actors

Adam Sandler
Dave Buznik
Adam Sandler
Jack Nicholson
Dr. Buddy Rydell
Jack Nicholson
Excuse me. - Anger Management 00:20
Excuse me.
Can you guess why she rejected you? - Anger Management 00:38
Can you guess why she rejected you?
Approach Miss Thing again NoWith confidenceAnd if she says no this timel will admit that I am a failure as a therapistand release you from my programmeYou'll release me from your programmeOkayJust go over there and repeat the followingverbatimI'm sorry I - Anger Management 01:14
Approach Miss Thing again NoWith confidenceAnd if she says...
Just go over there and repeat the following......verbatim: I'm sorry I was so rude before......but it's difficult for me to express myself......when I'm on the verge of exploding in my pants. - Anger Management 00:17
Just go over there and repeat the following......verbatim:...
- Get out of here. - Anger Management 00:14
- Get out of here.
So if I repeat that crazy shit......you probably stole from a porno flick, you sick bastard......and get rejected......you'll release me from the programme? - Anger Management 00:22
So if I repeat that crazy shit......you probably stole from...
I'm sorry I was so rude beforebut it's difficult for meto express myselfwhen I am on the vergeof exploding in my pantsYou are too cuteGet the fuck out of here - Anger Management 00:49
I'm sorry I was so rude beforebut it's difficult...
...when I am on the verge......of exploding in my pants. - Anger Management 00:11
...when I am on the verge......of exploding in my pants.
You are too cute. - Anger Management 00:17
You are too cute.
I couldn't take it anymore......so finally I just tell my boss: "Hey, baldy, if I want crap out of you, I'll squeeze your head." - I didn't say that, but l should have. - Anger Management 00:26
I couldn't take it anymore......so finally I just tell...
What's the matter? - Anger Management 00:16
What's the matter?
I bet there's like 50 Rydells in here. - Anger Management 00:58
I bet there's like 50 Rydells in here.
Kendraeven though I'd love to see you take that bra offbecause it represents a team I've hated my entire lifel think you gotta keep it onWhyBecause I got a girlfriendI'm not a child DaveIf you think l'm a porker then just come right out and say itNo I - Anger Management 00:59
Kendraeven though I'd love to see you take that bra...
You could've told her something else I was at the bank I was at the storeI ate bad guacamole and l couldn't stop shittingAny of those would have been fine - Anger Management 00:12
You could've told her something else I was at the bank...
What are you laughing at? - Anger Management 00:18
What are you laughing at?
You were messing with me? - Anger Management 00:15
You were messing with me?
So you really didn't talk to Linda. - Anger Management 00:44
So you really didn't talk to Linda.
She's not home Dave She went out with her pal AndreaShe doesn't know any Andreas You mean AndrewYeah that's it Andrew the testicle with legs - Anger Management 00:14
She's not home Dave She went out with her pal AndreaShe...
So, what, we're not going to talk at all? - Anger Management 00:38
So, what, we're not going to talk at all?
Stop with the cupcake! - Anger Management 00:38
Stop with the cupcake!