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Kendraeven though I'd love to see you take that bra offbecause it represents a team I've hated my entire lifel think you gotta keep it onWhyBecause I got a girlfriendI'm not a child DaveIf you think

Anger Management

Holy shit

Anger Management • 2003

Dave Buznik:
Kendra, even though I'd love to see you take that bra off because it represents a team I've hated my entire life, you gotta keep it on.Kendra:Why?Dave Buznik:Because I've got a girlfriend.Kendra: I'm not a child Dave. If you think I'm a porker, then just come right out and say it.Dave Buznik:No no no, I don't think you're a porker.Kendra:Well then why when the idea of sleeping with me comes up, you all of a sudden have "a girlfriend."Dave Buznik:Because I do, I do. I do have a girlfriend.Kendra:Said the liar to the beached whale!Dave Buznik:You're not a beached whale! If anything, you could even afford to gain a few pounds.Kendra:Oh, so now I'm too skinny for you?Dave Buznik:No, no, no, no I didn't mean that.Kendra:Is this what you want, Dave?Kendra:If I put on a few pounds, would you be able to stifle your vomit long enough to have sex with me?Dave Buznik:Holy shit

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Kendra

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even though I'd love to see you take that bra off

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because it represents a team I've hated my entire life

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l think you gotta keep it on

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Why

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Because I got a girlfriend

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I'm not a child Dave

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If you think l'm a porker then just come right out and say it

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No I don't think you're a porker

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Then why when the idea of sleeping with me comes up

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do you all of a sudden have a girlfriend

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Because I do l do l have a girlfriend

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Said the liar to the beached whale

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You're not a beached whale

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If anything you could even gain a few pounds

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So now I'm too skinny for you

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No I didn't mean that

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Is this what you want Dave No

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If l put on a few pounds

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will you be able to stifle your vomit long enough to have sex with me

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Holy shit

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Je n'en vois pas

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Pour voir du gras regarde mon cul

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Ce gras n'était pas là il y a 5 ans

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Un mec a refusé de coucher avec moi

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Il m'a dit que sans mes vêtements

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je ressemblais à une truie

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Il était nerveux parce que tu es belle et

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Tu n'es pas une truie Tu es l'anti truie

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De la charcuterie fine

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Tu es si gentil Toi aussi

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Merci de m'héberger Elle s'appelle Rose

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Rose Rydell

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J'ai trouvé

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Même si je rêve que tu enlèves ce soutien gorge

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car j'ai jamais pu encadrer l'équipe qu'il représente

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Anda pasti bercanda saya Apa yang salah

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Teman saya lepas landas pada saya

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Aku bisa memberikan tumpangan

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Saya bahkan tidak tahu tempat tinggal pria

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Kita bisa nongkrong di tempat saya sampai Anda berhubungan dengan dia

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Aku yakin ada seperti 50 Rydells di sini

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Saya tidak boleh makan ini Aku mendapatkan begitu gemuk

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Apa Anda tidak gemuk

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baju saya menyembunyikannya tapi aku mendapatkan lengket di sini

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Saya tidak melihat goo apapun

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Anda ingin melihat goo Aku akan menunjukkan pantatku

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Yah aku melihatnya dan aku tidak lima tahun yang lalu

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Aku keluar dengan orang ini dan ia tidak akan tidur dengan saya

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Dan aku bertanya mengapa dan dia mengatakan bahwa ketika dia melihat saya tanpa busana saya

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Bahwa saya terlihat seperti sebuah Porker

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Dia mungkin hanya gugup karena kau cantik dan

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Anyways Anda tidak Porker sebuah Kau Porker un

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Kau sizzlean

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Не вижу никакого жирка

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Если хочешь увидеть жирок могу показать свою задницу

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А я его вижу я уже пять лет от полноты страдаю

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Как то раз я познакомилась с парнем а он не захотел со мной спать

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Я спросила почему а он сказал что без одежды

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я похожа на свиноматку

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Наверное он просто нервничал ты ведь такая красивая

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Ты совсем не свиноматка Ты анти свиноматка

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Ты Дюймовочка

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Ты такой милый Дэйв И ты тоже милая Кендра

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Спасибо что пригласила меня к себе Он сказал ее зовут Роуз

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Роуз

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Роуз Райделл Роуз Райделл Роуз Райделл

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Роуз Райделл Нашел

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Кендра

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пусть даже я очень хочу чтобы ты сняла этот бюстгальтер

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потому что на нем название команды которую я с детства ненавижу

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Debes estar bromeando conmigo Qué pasa

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Mi amigo me dejó solo

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Yo te puedo alcanzar

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No sé ni siquiera dónde vive

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Podemos ir hasta mi casa hasta que lo localices

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Apuesto que hay como 50 Rydells aquí

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No debería comer esto Me estoy poniendo tan gorda

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Qué No eres gorda

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Mi ropa lo oculta pero si lo soy Me estoy poniendo viscosa justo aquí

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No veo ninguna sustancia viscosa

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Quieres ver viscosidad te mostraré mi trasero

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Bueno lo veo y no lo hacía 5 años

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Salí con este chico y él no quería acostarse conmigo

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Y le pregunte por qué y dijo que cuando me vio sin ropa

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lucía como un cebo

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Probablemente solo estaba nervioso porque eres linda

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De todas forma no eres un cebo Eres el no cebo

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Eres hermosa

Available in 5 languages

Duration

59 seconds

Views

1,503

Timestamp in Movie

00:59:11

Uploaded

Mar 16, 2026

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Production

Columbia Pictures,Revolution Studios,Happy Madison Productions

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Movie Summary

Dave Buznik is a businessman who is wrongly sentenced to an anger management program, where he meets an aggressive instructor.

Actors

Dave Buznik

Kendra