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Anger Management

Miracles of modern science.I am stimulating my hair follicles......and brushing my teethat...

Miracles of modern science.I am stimulating my hair follicles......and brushing my teethat the same time. It looks really good

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Miracles of modern science I am stimulating my hair follicles
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and brushing my teeth at the same time
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It looks really good
Available in 5 languages
Duration
12 seconds
Views
336
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:50
Uploaded
Mar 16, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
Columbia Pictures,Revolution Studios,Happy Madison Productions

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Movie Summary

Dave Buznik is a businessman who is wrongly sentenced to an anger management program, where he meets an aggressive instructor.
What's the matter? - Anger Management 00:37
What's the matter?
You're all I got, Mom. - Anger Management 00:06
You're all I got, Mom.
No more clam chowder. - Anger Management 00:34
No more clam chowder.
Just so you know, she really is having surgery. - Anger Management 00:28
Just so you know, she really is having surgery.
What? - I can't believe he's making me go. - How come you guys aren't flying? - Anger Management 00:37
What? - I can't believe he's making me go. - How...
Oh, God. - Anger Management 00:07
Oh, God.
How about a kiss I'd love a kissI think she's talking to me I think l can handle it - Anger Management 00:07
How about a kiss I'd love a kissI think she's...
What? Some mindless nitwit is parked behind me. Good. Then we can't go. No, I can get out. - Get in. - Anger Management 00:18
What? Some mindless nitwit is parked behind me. Good. Then...
Why haven't you taken Linda off the market? - Anger Management 00:54
Why haven't you taken Linda off the market?
A five-hour trip to find out Mommy had a jelly bean......removed from her nose. - Anger Management 00:09
A five-hour trip to find out Mommy had a jelly...
You could have her, you know. - Anger Management 00:47
You could have her, you know.
Flirting is cheating's ugly cousin BuddyI'm not a cheater - Anger Management 00:07
Flirting is cheating's ugly cousin BuddyI'm not a...
Excuse me. - Anger Management 00:20
Excuse me.
Can you guess why she rejected you? - Anger Management 00:38
Can you guess why she rejected you?
Approach Miss Thing again NoWith confidenceAnd if she says no this timel will admit that I am a failure as a therapistand release you from my programmeYou'll release me from your programmeOkayJust go over there and repeat the followingverbatimI'm sorry I - Anger Management 01:14
Approach Miss Thing again NoWith confidenceAnd if she says...
Just go over there and repeat the following......verbatim: I'm sorry I was so rude before......but it's difficult for me to express myself......when I'm on the verge of exploding in my pants. - Anger Management 00:17
Just go over there and repeat the following......verbatim:...
- Get out of here. - Anger Management 00:14
- Get out of here.
So if I repeat that crazy shit......you probably stole from a porno flick, you sick bastard......and get rejected......you'll release me from the programme? - Anger Management 00:22
So if I repeat that crazy shit......you probably stole from...
I'm sorry I was so rude beforebut it's difficult for meto express myselfwhen I am on the vergeof exploding in my pantsYou are too cuteGet the fuck out of here - Anger Management 00:49
I'm sorry I was so rude beforebut it's difficult...
...when I am on the verge......of exploding in my pants. - Anger Management 00:11
...when I am on the verge......of exploding in my pants.