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Now then we need to go over some ground rulesMy girlfriend got me thatYou're to refrain from violent acts including verbal assaultand vulgar hand gesturesYou may not use rage enhancing substancessuch

Anger Management

Sarcasm is anger's ugly cousin, Dave. From now on, unacceptable

Anger Management • 2003

Dr. Buddy Rydell:
Now then we need to go over some ground rules. You are to refrain from any any acts of violence including verbal assault and vulgar hand gestures. You may not use rage enhancing substances, such as caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, crack cocaine, slippy-flippy's, jelly stingers, trick sticks, bing bangs or flying willards.Dave Buznik:How about fiddle-faddles?Dr. Buddy Rydell:Under my supervision. Also, if you are unable to stop masturbating, please do so without the use of any pornographic images depicting quote, unquote 'angry sex.' That having been said, I'm a pretty good guy and I think you'll be pleasantly surprised how much fun we can have together.Dave Buznik:Geez, without slippy-flippies or angry masturbating I don't see how that's possible.Dr. Buddy Rydell:Sarcasm is anger's ugly cousin, Dave. From now on, unacceptable

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Now then we need to go over some ground rules

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My girlfriend got me that

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You're to refrain from violent acts including verbal assault

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and vulgar hand gestures

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You may not use rage enhancing substances

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such as caffeine nicotine alcohol crack cocaine

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Slippy Flippies Jelly Stingers Trick Sticks

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Bing Bangs or Flying Willards

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Also if you are unable to stop masturbating

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please do so without the use of any pornographic images

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depicting quote unquote angry sex

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That having been said I'm a pretty good guy

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and I think you'll be pleasantly surprised

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at how much fun we can have

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Jeez without Slippy Flippies or angry masturbating How is that possible

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Sarcasm is anger's ugly cousin From now on unacceptable

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Faisons le ici ou au pénitencier

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Autre chose Dr B Ça ira merci

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On installera les micros demain

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Des micros

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C'est votre collection de CD

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Que faites vous

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Interdiction d'écouter ces sirènes de la colère

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Les Carpenters de la colère

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Ne soyez pas naïf

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Close to You We've Only Just Begun

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Hymnes à la folie et à l'obsession

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Qui va rembourser

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Essayez de castrer votre colère et de m'écouter C'est possible

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Elle est castrée Je suis castré

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Bien

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Fixons les règles de base

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C'est un cadeau de ma copine

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Réfrénez tout acte de violence paroles agressives

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Pendekatan saya mendiktekan intens observasi

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Apa titik pandang yang lebih baik dari bunkmates

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Masukkan bahwa ada Dan Terima kasih sangat banyak

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Tidak Tidak aku minta maaf Guys Saya tidak berpikir Anda harus tinggal bersama saya

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duduk Dave

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Mari kita benar benar jelas tentang hal ini

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Anda telah dianggap ancaman bagi masyarakat

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Saya percaya bahwa radikal round the clock terapi

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Adalah satu satunya cara untuk efek perubahan yang berarti dan positif

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Dalam perilaku Anda

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Sekarang kita bisa melakukannya di sini atau Rikers Pulau

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Ada lagi Dr B Tidak terima kasih Dan

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Kita akan menginstal besok penyadapan

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Penyadapan

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Ls ini koleksi CD Anda Ya

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Oh saya

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Apa yang kamu lakukan

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Aku tidak ingin kau mendengarkan untuk setiap musik marah

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The Carpenters marah Maksud saya

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Jangan naif Dave

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Dekat dengan Anda Kami Hanya saja Dimulai

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Мы можем делать это здесь или в тюрьме на острове Райкер

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Что нибудь еще доктор Би Нет спасибо Дэн

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Прибор для записи установим в телефон завтра

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Прибор для записи

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Это твоя коллекция музыки Да

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Господи

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Что вы делаете

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Я не хочу чтобы ты слушал гневную музыку

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Это Карпентерс гневные

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Не будь таким наивным Дэйв

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Поближе к тебе Мы с тобой только начали

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Песни о безумии и одержимости

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Эй слушай а кто за это заплатит

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Так Я прошу тебя чуть чуть притормозить свой гнев и послушать меня Ты в состоянии

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Да да Я притормозил Я торможу

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Хорошо

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Теперь нам надо установить основные правила

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Это мне девушка подарила

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Ты должен воздерживаться от всех агрессивных действий включая словесные оскорбления

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Mi técnica necesita observación intensiva

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Qué mejor que vivir bajo el mismo techo

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Pon eso ahí Dan muchas gracias

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No No Lo siento Chicos no creo que deban mudarse conmigo

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Siéntate Dave

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Dejemos esto en claro

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Has sido declarado una amenaza para la sociedad

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Creo que una terapia radical de 24 horas

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es la única manera de obtener un cambio significativo y positivo

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en tu comportamiento

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Puede ser aquí o en la isla Rikers

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Algo más Dr B No gracias Dan

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Intervendremos las líneas mañana

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Intervenir las líneas

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Esta es tu colección de CDs Sí

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No

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Qué haces

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No quiero que escuches toda esta música llena de ira

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Los Carpenters llenos de ira Digo

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No seas ingenuo Dave

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Cerca tuyo Solo hemos empezado

Available in 5 languages

Duration

56 seconds

Views

759

Timestamp in Movie

00:28:18

Uploaded

Mar 16, 2026

Genres

Production

Columbia Pictures,Revolution Studios,Happy Madison Productions

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Movie Summary

Dave Buznik is a businessman who is wrongly sentenced to an anger management program, where he meets an aggressive instructor.

Actors

Dr. Buddy Rydell

Dave Buznik