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So you really didn't talk to Linda

Anger Management

So you really didn't talk to Linda. Of course I did.That's what made it so funny. Where's...

Anger Management • 2003

So you really didn't talk to Linda. Of course I did.That's what made it so funny. Where's your phone? She's not home, Dave.She went out with her pal Andrea. She doesn't know any Andreas.You mean Andrew? Yeah, that's it.Andrew, the testicle with legs. "The testicle with legs." Great! Now wait a minute. Calm down a bit.Try some deep breathing. Maybe just hum a little "I Feel Pretty." No! How about you humthe "l'm a Crazy Asshole" song? And take me home,you psychotic piece of wacko. I never thought you'd take it like this

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So you really didn't talk to Linda

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Of course I did That's what made it so funny

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Where's your phone

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She's not home Dave She went out with her pal Andrea

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She doesn't know any Andreas You mean Andrew

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Yeah that's it Andrew the testicle with legs

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The testicle with legs Great

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Now wait a minute Calm down a bit Try some deep breathing

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Maybe just hum a little I Feel Pretty

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No How about you hum the l'm a Crazy Asshole song

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And take me home you psychotic piece of wacko

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I never thought you'd take it like this

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Désolé mais je ne mens pas pour mes patients

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Vous troquez votre amie pour une bimbo

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n'espérez pas que je vous couvre

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Je vous ai obéi sale détraqué

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Pourquoi vous riez

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C'est drôle

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Kendra a été ma patiente Une actrice plutôt douée du reste

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J'ai fait en sorte qu'elle soit au bar et que vous la draguiez

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Vous m'avez roulé

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C'est qu'une blague entre amis

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comme celle de ma mère mourante

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Je vous avais dit que vous alliez payer

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ia mencoba cokelat saya untuk mati

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Anyways aku tidak mengkhianati Linda

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Berbicara tentang Linda ia disebut sebelumnya Oh yeah

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dia tampak sedikit membungkuk keluar dari bentuk

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Tentang apa Anda berada di luar dengan wanita lain

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Bagaimana dia tahu Kataku

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Apa lagi yang bisa saya lakukan Apa lagi yang bisa Anda lakukan

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Anda bisa saja mengatakan sesuatu yang lain Saya berada di bank Saya berada di toko

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Aku makan guacamole buruk dan aku tidak bisa berhenti buang hajat

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Setiap dari mereka akan baik baik saja

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Yah aku minta maaf Dave tapi aku tidak berbohong untuk pasien saya

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Anda ingin meninggalkan teman Anda dan kabur dan mengejar beberapa hot babe

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Anda tidak bisa mengharapkan saya untuk menutupi untuk Anda

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Aku melakukan apa yang Anda menyuruh saya melakukannya Anda sakit manusia gila

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Извини Дэйв но я не вру в угоду моим пациентам

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Если ты хочешь свалить от подруги сбежать с клевой телкой и оттянуться

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то с чего вдруг я должен тебя покрывать

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Я делал то что ты мне сказал отморозок умалишенный

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Чего ты смеешься

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Что смешного

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Кендра мой бывший пациент она актриса Кстати очень неплохая

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Я договорился с ней что она придет в бар и ты ее там склеишь

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Решили надо мной поглумиться

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Да Просто приколольтся над другом

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как ты прикололся на тему моей умирающей мамы

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Я сказал что в долгу не останусь

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De todas formas no engañé a Linda

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Hablando de Linda llamó hace un rato Sí

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Parecía un poquito con tendencia a estar fuera de sí

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Sobre qué Tu salida con otra mujer

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Cómo podría ella saber eso Yo le dije

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Qué más puedo hacer Qué más podrías hacer

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Podrías haberle dicho otra cosa Estaba en el banco Estaba en la tienda

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Que comí guacamole en mal estado y no podía dejar de cagar

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Cualquiera de esas hubiera estado bien

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Bueno disculpa Dave pero yo no miento por mis pacientes

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Quieres dejar a tu novia escaparte y correr a alguna chica sexy

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no puedes esperar que yo mienta por ti

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Hice lo que me dijiste que haga enfermo hombre demente

Available in 5 languages

Duration

44 seconds

Views

394

Timestamp in Movie

01:02:24

Uploaded

Mar 16, 2026

Genres

Production

Columbia Pictures,Revolution Studios,Happy Madison Productions

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Movie Summary

Dave Buznik is a businessman who is wrongly sentenced to an anger management program, where he meets an aggressive instructor.