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You told Linda we should havea trial separation? - Yes.- Yes?! Yes! Separating from Lindais a crucial part of our strategy. My strategy is to keep my girlfriend. All right. Strictly as a friend. Linda's been thinking aboutleaving you for some time. She loves you, but sherecognises you're a neurotic mess. You're jealous......self-loathing, resentful, insecureand a premature ejaculator. She told you I wasa premature ejaculator? That part I was assuming. I haven't done that in,like, eight months. Anyway, a trial separation will makeyou both gain a deeper appreciation......for David Buznik. After she dates a couple of losers,she'll be begging you to take her back
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You told Linda we should have a trial separation
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Yes Yes
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Yes
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Separating from Linda is a crucial part of our strategy
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My strategy is to keep my girlfriend
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All right Strictly as a friend
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Linda's been thinking about leaving you for some time
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She loves you but she recognises you're a neurotic mess
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You're jealous
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self loathing resentful insecure and a premature ejaculator
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She told you I was a premature ejaculator
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That part I was assuming
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I haven't done that in like eight months
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Anyway a trial separation will make you both gain a deeper appreciation
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for David Buznik
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After she dates a couple of losers she'll be begging you to take her back
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Movie Summary
Dave Buznik is a businessman who is wrongly sentenced to an anger management program, where he meets an aggressive instructor.