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Anger Management

You're all I got, Mom.Please don't leave me

You're all I got, Mom.Please don't leave me

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You're all I got Mom Please don't leave me
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Duration
6 seconds
Views
306
Timestamp in Movie
00:46:42
Uploaded
Mar 16, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
Columbia Pictures,Revolution Studios,Happy Madison Productions

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Movie Summary

Dave Buznik is a businessman who is wrongly sentenced to an anger management program, where he meets an aggressive instructor.
No more clam chowder. - Anger Management 00:34
No more clam chowder.
Just so you know, she really is having surgery. - Anger Management 00:28
Just so you know, she really is having surgery.
What? - I can't believe he's making me go. - How come you guys aren't flying? - Anger Management 00:37
What? - I can't believe he's making me go. - How...
Oh, God. - Anger Management 00:07
Oh, God.
How about a kiss I'd love a kissI think she's talking to me I think l can handle it - Anger Management 00:07
How about a kiss I'd love a kissI think she's...
What? Some mindless nitwit is parked behind me. Good. Then we can't go. No, I can get out. - Get in. - Anger Management 00:18
What? Some mindless nitwit is parked behind me. Good. Then...
Why haven't you taken Linda off the market? - Anger Management 00:54
Why haven't you taken Linda off the market?
A five-hour trip to find out Mommy had a jelly bean......removed from her nose. - Anger Management 00:09
A five-hour trip to find out Mommy had a jelly...
You could have her, you know. - Anger Management 00:47
You could have her, you know.
Flirting is cheating's ugly cousin BuddyI'm not a cheater - Anger Management 00:07
Flirting is cheating's ugly cousin BuddyI'm not a...
Excuse me. - Anger Management 00:20
Excuse me.
Can you guess why she rejected you? - Anger Management 00:38
Can you guess why she rejected you?
Approach Miss Thing again NoWith confidenceAnd if she says no this timel will admit that I am a failure as a therapistand release you from my programmeYou'll release me from your programmeOkayJust go over there and repeat the followingverbatimI'm sorry I - Anger Management 01:14
Approach Miss Thing again NoWith confidenceAnd if she says...
Just go over there and repeat the following......verbatim: I'm sorry I was so rude before......but it's difficult for me to express myself......when I'm on the verge of exploding in my pants. - Anger Management 00:17
Just go over there and repeat the following......verbatim:...
- Get out of here. - Anger Management 00:14
- Get out of here.
So if I repeat that crazy shit......you probably stole from a porno flick, you sick bastard......and get rejected......you'll release me from the programme? - Anger Management 00:22
So if I repeat that crazy shit......you probably stole from...
I'm sorry I was so rude beforebut it's difficult for meto express myselfwhen I am on the vergeof exploding in my pantsYou are too cuteGet the fuck out of here - Anger Management 00:49
I'm sorry I was so rude beforebut it's difficult...
...when I am on the verge......of exploding in my pants. - Anger Management 00:11
...when I am on the verge......of exploding in my pants.
You are too cute. - Anger Management 00:17
You are too cute.
I couldn't take it anymore......so finally I just tell my boss: "Hey, baldy, if I want crap out of you, I'll squeeze your head." - I didn't say that, but l should have. - Anger Management 00:26
I couldn't take it anymore......so finally I just tell...