Always hard to find - like love, Waldo, a good Chinese restaurant... Ah-ha! Wait a...

Chesterfield: [looking in the box] Always hard to find - like love, Waldo, a good Chinese restaurant... Ah-ha!
[pulls out a human shaped cracker]
Owen: [in bear form] Wait a minute - is that me?
Mario Zucchini: That is you!
Owen: In jeans!
Owen, Mario Zucchini: Tight jeans.
Chesterfield: It is you! Yessir - every time you eat an animal cookie, a human cookie appears in the box! To change back, you just eat it! Pretty good, huh?
Owen: You want me to eat... me?
Chesterfield: [holding up the cookie, high-pitched voice] Look at me! I'm Owen! My pants are high!
[low voice]
Chesterfield: My IQ is low.
Owen: Hey!
Chesterfield: Is for horses! Which you could turn into if you eat this one!
[holds up horse cracker]
Mario Zucchini: Okay, so, how do these things work?
Chesterfield: Gypsy curse, stale flower, radioactive sugar mites, who knows, who cares? It's magic! That's why the box always stays full!
Owen: [struggles to pick the cookie up in his bear claws] Okay, so I just... pick... little cookie-me up... and... um...
Chesterfield: [tosses it in his mouth] Down the hatch!
[Owen changes back]
Owen: I'm me!
Chesterfield: For better or worse! Mostly worse. In your case... definitely worse