"Annie Hall" quotes

00:35 That's a polite word for what you are 00:41 With your wife in bed 00:15 As Balzac said 00:16 You're what Grammy Hall would call a real Jew 00:31 I guess these are all yours 00:23 I don't know 00:08 It's so clean out here 00:46 And we both had to go 00:19 Because we're just gonna go home later 00:10 Constantly 00:05 That sex was the most fun I've ever had without... 00:52 What I wouldn't give for a large sock with horse manure... 00:14 I loave you 01:04 There's an old joke um 00:08 Sun is bad for you 00:24 You look like a very happy couple 00:15 I remember the staff at our public school 00:09 What's the matter 00:12 A relationship 00:50 I didn't start out spying 00:11 Well I'm sorry I've gotta see a picture exactly... 00:11 Sex with you is really a Kafka esque experience 00:05 Don't worry 00:08 I can't believe it 00:09 No I don't wanna live in a city where the only cultural... 00:11 Homosexual pornographers 00:15 I don't understand 00:39 I was thrown out of N 00:12 Sometimes I ask myself how I'd stand up under torture 00:05 There's a spider in your bathroom the size of a Buick 00:52 Can I confess something 00:40 Why are you depressed 00:15 Do you know about that 00:07 My grammy never gave gifts 00:12 I'm so tired of spending evenings making fake insights... 00:13 There's Henry Drucker 00:04 I'm into leather 00:10 They did not take me in the Army 00:33 In 1942 I had already discovered women 00:09 Sylvia Plath Interesting poetess whose tragic suicide 00:13 You must be getting your period 00:12 There's a big lobster behind the refrigerator 00:38 The illusion that it will make a white woman more like... 00:04 I forgot my mantra 00:19 I think there's too much burden placed on the orgasm 00:21 Whose idea was it 00:06 I can't get with any religion that advertises in... 00:23 You play very well 00:33 I'm in the midst of doing my thesis 00:11 You see an analyst 00:17 You're what Grammy Hall would call a real Jew 00:18 You know that 00:09 Lyndon Johnson is a politician 00:33 You're an actor 00:07 Harvard makes mistakes too 00:07 The only word for this is transplendent 00:30 Hey is something wrong No Why 00:11 I I ripen and then rot 00:25 You know what 00:19 She's right 00:05 Are you going with a right wing rock 'n roll star 00:09 That was so nice 00:20 Alvy you're a total paranoid 00:12 What are you depressed about 00:11 You're seeing an analyst 00:11 I'm gonna have the corned beef please 00:09 Jesus What did you do Come by way of the Panama Canal 00:27 I don't know why they would have me at this kind of... 00:24 Two minutes ago the Knicks are ahead 14 points and now... 00:46 After that 00:16 You want some 00:21 Sometimes I wonder where my classmates are today 00:35 Lately the strangest things have been going through my mind 00:07 Why Max It's a good name for you Max you see... 00:18 Annie and I broke up And I still can't get my mind... 00:11 Do you know what a hostile gesture that is to me 00:42 We saw the Fellini film last Tuesday It is not one of his... 00:08 Let's go see The Sorrow and the Pity 00:16 Has the picture started It started two minutes ago 00:13 Probably on their first date 00:16 Then everybody's in on the conspiracy 00:15 Our sexual problem I'm comparatively normal for a guy... 00:11 There's always an excuse You used to think I was very... 00:14 Alvy I think you're pretty lucky I came along 00:12 The failure of the country to get behind New York City is... 00:32 It'll be great All those PhDs are in there discussing... 00:12 Oh well it's a This tie is a present from Grammy Hall 00:04 It's a nice ham this year Mom 00:08 We went over to the swap meet