Annie Hall quotes

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Neurotic New York comedian Alvy Singer falls in love with the ditzy Annie Hall.

Director: Woody Allen
Writer: Woody Allen, Marshall Brickman
Production: United Artists
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 1977
MetaScore: 92/100
ImdbRating: 8.0
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 20 Apr 1977
Awards: Won 4 Oscars. Another 26 wins & 8 nominations.

60 Clips & Quotes

It's so clean out here - Annie Hall 00:29 It's so clean out here And we both had to go - Annie Hall 01:52 And we both had to go I don't know - Annie Hall 01:15 I don't know I loave you - Annie Hall 00:35 I loave you Sun is bad for you - Annie Hall 00:20 Sun is bad for you There's an old joke   um - Annie Hall 02:25 There's an old joke um What I wouldn't give for a large sock with horse manure in it - Annie Hall 02:48 What I wouldn't give for a large sock with horse manure in... Because we're just gonna go home later - Annie Hall 01:03 Because we're just gonna go home later Constantly - Annie Hall 00:33 Constantly That sex was the most fun I've ever had without laughing - Annie Hall 00:18 That sex was the most fun I've ever had without laughing A relationship - Annie Hall 00:33 A relationship You look like a very happy couple - Annie Hall 00:53 You look like a very happy couple I didn't start out spying - Annie Hall 03:13 I didn't start out spying What's the matter - Annie Hall 00:31 What's the matter I can't believe it - Annie Hall 00:24 I can't believe it I remember the staff at our public school - Annie Hall 00:42 I remember the staff at our public school That's a polite word for what you are - Annie Hall 00:35 That's a polite word for what you are Sex with you is really a Kafka esque experience - Annie Hall 00:22 Sex with you is really a Kafka esque experience Homosexual pornographers - Annie Hall 00:38 Homosexual pornographers Don't worry - Annie Hall 00:16 Don't worry With your wife in bed - Annie Hall 00:41 With your wife in bed My grammy never gave gifts - Annie Hall 00:21 My grammy never gave gifts I was thrown out of N - Annie Hall 01:44 I was thrown out of N Sometimes I ask myself how I'd stand up under torture - Annie Hall 00:38 Sometimes I ask myself how I'd stand up under torture There's a spider in your bathroom the size of a Buick - Annie Hall 00:18 There's a spider in your bathroom the size of a Buick I don't understand - Annie Hall 00:30 I don't understand Can I confess something - Annie Hall 01:30 Can I confess something Whose idea was it - Annie Hall 01:12 Whose idea was it There's Henry Drucker - Annie Hall 00:43 There's Henry Drucker Why are you depressed - Annie Hall 01:47 Why are you depressed You're what Grammy Hall would call a real Jew - Annie Hall 00:16 You're what Grammy Hall would call a real Jew There's a big lobster behind the refrigerator - Annie Hall 00:44 There's a big lobster behind the refrigerator You see an analyst - Annie Hall 00:31 You see an analyst Do you know about that - Annie Hall 00:50 Do you know about that They did not take me in the Army - Annie Hall 00:25 They did not take me in the Army In 1942 I had already discovered women - Annie Hall 01:23 In 1942 I had already discovered women I'm so tired of spending evenings making fake insights with people who work for  Dysentery - Annie Hall 00:43 I'm so tired of spending evenings making fake insights with... I forgot my mantra - Annie Hall 00:11 I forgot my mantra I think there's too much burden placed on the orgasm - Annie Hall 00:34 I think there's too much burden placed on the orgasm You must be getting your period - Annie Hall 00:46 You must be getting your period I'm into leather - Annie Hall 00:10 I'm into leather I'm in the midst of doing my thesis - Annie Hall 01:33 I'm in the midst of doing my thesis You know that - Annie Hall 00:57 You know that I can't get with any religion that advertises in Popular Mechanics - Annie Hall 00:20 I can't get with any religion that advertises in Popular... She's right - Annie Hall 00:54 She's right The illusion that it will make a white woman more like Billie Holiday - Annie Hall 01:59 The illusion that it will make a white woman more like... Lyndon Johnson is a politician - Annie Hall 00:29 Lyndon Johnson is a politician You're an actor - Annie Hall 01:21 You're an actor The only word for this is transplendent - Annie Hall 00:19 The only word for this is transplendent I   I ripen and then rot - Annie Hall 00:42 I I ripen and then rot Harvard makes mistakes too - Annie Hall 00:17 Harvard makes mistakes too Are you going with a right wing rock 'n roll star - Annie Hall 00:17 Are you going with a right wing rock 'n roll star What are you depressed about - Annie Hall 00:38 What are you depressed about You know what - Annie Hall 01:08 You know what As Balzac said - Annie Hall 00:15 As Balzac said After that - Annie Hall 01:52 After that You're seeing an analyst - Annie Hall 00:27 You're seeing an analyst I guess these are all yours - Annie Hall 00:31 I guess these are all yours You want some - Annie Hall 00:35 You want some I hope you don't mind that I took so long to finish - Annie Hall 00:29 I hope you don't mind that I took so long to finish

Cast

Alvy Singer - Woody Allen
Annie Hall - Diane Keaton
Allison - Carol Kane
Tony Lacey - Paul Simon
Mom Hall - Colleen Dewhurst
Duane Hall - Christopher Walken
Dad Hall - Donald Symington
Grammy Hall - Helen Ludlam
Alvy's Dad - Mordecai Lawner
Alvy's Mom - Joan Neuman
Alvy - Age 9 - Jonathan Munk
Alvy's Aunt - Ruth Volner
Alvy's Uncle - Martin Rosenblatt
Joey Nichols (as Hy Ansel) - Hy Anzell
Aunt Tessie - Rashel Novikoff
Man in Theatre Line - Russell Horton
Marshall McLuhan - Marshall McLuhan
Miss Reed - Mary Boylan
Janet - Wendy Girard
Coke Fiend - John Doumanian
Man #1 Outside Theatre - Bob Maroff
Man #2 Outside Theatre - Rick Petrucelli
Ticket Seller at Theatre - Lee Callahan
Doctor - Chris Gampel
Dick Cavett - Dick Cavett
Navy Officer - Mark Lenard
Comedian at Rally - Dan Ruskin
Actor Boy Friend - John Glover
Comic's Agent - Bernie Styles
Maharishi - Ved Bandhu
L.A. Policeman - John Dennis Johnston
Tony Lacey's Girlfriend (as Lauri Bird) - Laurie Bird
Lacey Party Guest (as Jim McKrell) - James MacKrell
Lacey Party Guest - Jeff Goldblum
Lacey Party Guest - William Callaway
Lacey Party Guest - Roger Newman
Lacey Party Guest - Alan Landers
Lacey Party Guest - Jean Sarah Frost
Hotel Doctor - Vince O'Brien
Alvy's Psychiatrist - Humphrey Davis
Annie's Psychiatrist - Veronica Radburn
Actress in Rehearsal - Robin Mary Paris
Actor in Rehearsal - Charles Levin
Rehearsal Stage Manager - Wayne Carson
Rehearsal Director - Michael Karm
Tony's Date at Nightclub - Petronia Johnson
Tony's Date at Nightclub - Shaun Casey
Waiter #1 at Nightclub (as Ricardo Bertoni) - Riccardo Bertoni
Waiter #2 at Nightclub - Michael Aronin
Street Stranger - Lou Picetti
Street Stranger - Loretta Tupper
Street Stranger - James Burge
Street Stranger - Shelley Hack
Street Stranger - Albert Ottenheimer
Street Stranger - Paula Trueman
Actress in Rob's T.V. Show - Beverly D'Angelo
Actor in Rob's T.V. Show - Tracey Walter
Alvy's Classmate - David Wier
Alvy's Classmate - Keith Dentice
Alvy's Classmate - Susan Mellinger
Alvy's Classmate - Hamit Perezic
Alvy's Classmate - James Balter
Alvy's Classmate - Eric Bear
Alvy's Classmate - Amy Levitan
School Teacher - Gary Allen
School Teacher - Frank Vohs
School Teacher - Sybil Bowan
School Teacher - Margaretta Warwick
Waitress at Health Food Restaurant (as Lucy Lee Flippen) - Lucy Lee Flippin
Man at Health Food Restaurant (as Gary Muledeer) - Gary Mule Deer
Alvy's Date Outside Theatre - Sigourney Weaver
Annie's Date Outside Theatre - Walter Bernstein
Truman Capote / Truman Capote Look-Alike - Truman Capote
College Audience - Jan Citron
Blonde Woman in Bookstore - Juliet Graham
Lacey Party Guest - Kathryn Janssen
Nightclub Customer - Billie Perkins
Restaurant Patron - Harrison Ressler