"Annie Hall" quotes
104 video clips
00:35 That's a polite word for what you are
00:41 With your wife in bed
00:15 As Balzac said
00:16 You're what Grammy Hall would call a real Jew
00:31 I guess these are all yours
00:23 I don't know
00:08 It's so clean out here
00:46 And we both had to go
00:19 Because we're just gonna go home later
00:10 Constantly
00:05 That sex was the most fun I've ever had without...
00:52 What I wouldn't give for a large sock with horse manure...
00:14 I loave you
01:04 There's an old joke um
00:08 Sun is bad for you
00:24 You look like a very happy couple
00:15 I remember the staff at our public school
00:09 What's the matter
00:12 A relationship
00:50 I didn't start out spying
00:11 Well I'm sorry I've gotta see a picture exactly...
00:11 Sex with you is really a Kafka esque experience
00:05 Don't worry
00:08 I can't believe it
00:09 No I don't wanna live in a city where the only cultural...
00:11 Homosexual pornographers
00:15 I don't understand
00:39 I was thrown out of N
00:12 Sometimes I ask myself how I'd stand up under torture
00:05 There's a spider in your bathroom the size of a Buick
00:52 Can I confess something
00:40 Why are you depressed
00:15 Do you know about that
00:07 My grammy never gave gifts
00:12 I'm so tired of spending evenings making fake insights...
00:13 There's Henry Drucker
00:04 I'm into leather
00:10 They did not take me in the Army
00:33 In 1942 I had already discovered women
00:09 Sylvia Plath Interesting poetess whose tragic suicide
00:13 You must be getting your period
00:12 There's a big lobster behind the refrigerator
00:38 The illusion that it will make a white woman more like...
00:04 I forgot my mantra
00:19 I think there's too much burden placed on the orgasm
00:21 Whose idea was it
00:06 I can't get with any religion that advertises in...
00:23 You play very well
00:33 I'm in the midst of doing my thesis
00:11 You see an analyst
00:17 You're what Grammy Hall would call a real Jew
00:18 You know that
00:09 Lyndon Johnson is a politician
00:33 You're an actor
00:07 Harvard makes mistakes too
00:07 The only word for this is transplendent
00:30 Hey is something wrong No Why
00:11 I I ripen and then rot
00:25 You know what
00:19 She's right
00:05 Are you going with a right wing rock 'n roll star
00:09 That was so nice
00:20 Alvy you're a total paranoid
00:12 What are you depressed about
00:11 You're seeing an analyst
00:11 I'm gonna have the corned beef please
00:09 Jesus What did you do Come by way of the Panama Canal
00:27 I don't know why they would have me at this kind of...
00:24 Two minutes ago the Knicks are ahead 14 points and now...
00:46 After that
00:16 You want some
00:21 Sometimes I wonder where my classmates are today
00:35 Lately the strangest things have been going through my mind
00:07 Why Max It's a good name for you Max you see...
00:18 Annie and I broke up And I still can't get my mind...
00:11 Do you know what a hostile gesture that is to me
00:42 We saw the Fellini film last Tuesday It is not one of his...
00:08 Let's go see The Sorrow and the Pity
00:16 Has the picture started It started two minutes ago
00:13 Probably on their first date
00:16 Then everybody's in on the conspiracy
00:15 Our sexual problem I'm comparatively normal for a guy...
00:11 There's always an excuse You used to think I was very...
00:14 Alvy I think you're pretty lucky I came along
00:12 The failure of the country to get behind New York City is...
00:32 It'll be great All those PhDs are in there discussing...
00:12 Oh well it's a This tie is a present from Grammy Hall
00:04 It's a nice ham this year Mom
00:08 We went over to the swap meet
Cast
Alvy Singer - Woody Allen
Annie Hall - Diane Keaton
Rob - Tony Roberts
Allison - Carol Kane
Tony Lacey - Paul Simon