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"Annie Hall" quotes

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New York comedian Alvy Singer falls in love with the ditsy Annie Hall.

Director: Woody Allen
Writer: Woody Allen, Marshall Brickman
Production: United Artists
Year: 1977
MetaScore: 92/100
ImdbRating: 8.0
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 20 Apr 1977
Awards: Won 4 Oscars. Another 26 wins & 8 nominations.
I'm not myself since I stopped smoking When did you quit - Annie Hall 00:07 I'm not myself since I stopped smoking When did you... Me No I couldn't make it My raccoon had hepatitis - Annie Hall 00:05 Me No I couldn't make it My raccoon had hepatitis You know how you're always trying to get things to come out perfect in art - Annie Hall 00:09 You know how you're always trying to get things to come... Hey what do you think You think we should go to that party in Southampton - Annie Hall 00:15 Hey what do you think You think we should go to that party... She's living in Los Angeles with Tony Lacey - Annie Hall 00:30 She's living in Los Angeles with Tony Lacey What's so great about New York It's a dying city You read Death in Venice - Annie Hall 00:13 What's so great about New York It's a dying city... What is this You got black soap It's for my complexion - Annie Hall 00:09 What is this You got black soap It's for my complexion She's a coloured woman from Harlem She has no money - Annie Hall 00:09 She's a coloured woman from Harlem She has no money You were great Oh - Annie Hall 00:14 You were great Oh You don't have to you know I'm all perspired and everything - Annie Hall 00:22 You don't have to you know I'm all perspired and... I don't know Some of her poems seem neat - Annie Hall 00:11 I don't know Some of her poems seem neat It had to be you - Annie Hall 00:54 It had to be you Does this sound like a good course - Annie Hall 00:16 Does this sound like a good course I hope you don't mind that I took so long to finish - Annie Hall 00:13 I hope you don't mind that I took so long to finish I can't believe this family - Annie Hall 00:15 I can't believe this family We went over to the swap meet - Annie Hall 00:08 We went over to the swap meet It's a nice ham this year Mom - Annie Hall 00:04 It's a nice ham this year Mom Oh well it's a This tie is a present from Grammy Hall - Annie Hall 00:12 Oh well it's a This tie is a present from Grammy Hall It'll be great All those PhDs are in there discussing modes of alienation - Annie Hall 00:32 It'll be great All those PhDs are in there discussing... The failure of the country to get behind New York City is anti Semitism - Annie Hall 00:12 The failure of the country to get behind New York City is... Alvy I think you're pretty lucky I came along - Annie Hall 00:14 Alvy I think you're pretty lucky I came along There's always an excuse You used to think I was very sexy - Annie Hall 00:11 There's always an excuse You used to think I was very... Our sexual problem I'm comparatively normal for a guy raised in Brooklyn - Annie Hall 00:15 Our sexual problem I'm comparatively normal for a guy... Then everybody's in on the conspiracy - Annie Hall 00:16 Then everybody's in on the conspiracy Probably on their first date - Annie Hall 00:13 Probably on their first date Has the picture started It started two minutes ago - Annie Hall 00:16 Has the picture started It started two minutes ago Let's go see The Sorrow and the Pity - Annie Hall 00:08 Let's go see The Sorrow and the Pity We saw the Fellini film last Tuesday It is not one of his best - Annie Hall 00:42 We saw the Fellini film last Tuesday It is not one of his... Do you know what a hostile gesture that is to me - Annie Hall 00:11 Do you know what a hostile gesture that is to me Annie and I broke up And I still can't get my mind around that - Annie Hall 00:18 Annie and I broke up And I still can't get my mind... Why Max It's a good name for you Max you see conspiracies in everything - Annie Hall 00:07 Why Max It's a good name for you Max you see... Lately the strangest things have been going through my mind - Annie Hall 00:35 Lately the strangest things have been going through my mind Sometimes I wonder where my classmates are today - Annie Hall 00:21 Sometimes I wonder where my classmates are today You want some - Annie Hall 00:16 You want some After that - Annie Hall 00:46 After that Two minutes ago the Knicks are ahead 14 points and now they're ahead two points - Annie Hall 00:24 Two minutes ago the Knicks are ahead 14 points and now... I don't know why they would have me at this kind of rally cos - Annie Hall 00:27 I don't know why they would have me at this kind of... Jesus What did you do Come by way of the Panama Canal - Annie Hall 00:09 Jesus What did you do Come by way of the Panama Canal I'm gonna have the corned beef please - Annie Hall 00:11 I'm gonna have the corned beef please You're seeing an analyst - Annie Hall 00:11 You're seeing an analyst What are you depressed about - Annie Hall 00:12 What are you depressed about Alvy you're a total paranoid - Annie Hall 00:20 Alvy you're a total paranoid That was so nice - Annie Hall 00:09 That was so nice Are you going with a right wing rock 'n roll star - Annie Hall 00:05 Are you going with a right wing rock 'n roll star She's right - Annie Hall 00:19 She's right You know what - Annie Hall 00:25 You know what I   I ripen and then rot - Annie Hall 00:11 I I ripen and then rot Hey is something wrong No Why - Annie Hall 00:30 Hey is something wrong No Why The only word for this is transplendent - Annie Hall 00:07 The only word for this is transplendent Harvard makes mistakes too - Annie Hall 00:07 Harvard makes mistakes too You're an actor - Annie Hall 00:33 You're an actor Lyndon Johnson is a politician - Annie Hall 00:09 Lyndon Johnson is a politician You know that - Annie Hall 00:18 You know that You're what Grammy Hall would call a real Jew - Annie Hall 00:17 You're what Grammy Hall would call a real Jew You see an analyst - Annie Hall 00:11 You see an analyst I'm in the midst of doing my thesis - Annie Hall 00:33 I'm in the midst of doing my thesis You play very well - Annie Hall 00:23 You play very well I can't get with any religion that advertises in Popular Mechanics - Annie Hall 00:06 I can't get with any religion that advertises in... Whose idea was it - Annie Hall 00:21 Whose idea was it I think there's too much burden placed on the orgasm - Annie Hall 00:19 I think there's too much burden placed on the orgasm I forgot my mantra - Annie Hall 00:04 I forgot my mantra The illusion that it will make a white woman more like Billie Holiday - Annie Hall 00:38 The illusion that it will make a white woman more like... There's a big lobster behind the refrigerator - Annie Hall 00:12 There's a big lobster behind the refrigerator You must be getting your period - Annie Hall 00:13 You must be getting your period Sylvia Plath Interesting poetess whose tragic suicide - Annie Hall 00:09 Sylvia Plath Interesting poetess whose tragic suicide In 1942 I had already discovered women - Annie Hall 00:33 In 1942 I had already discovered women They did not take me in the Army - Annie Hall 00:10 They did not take me in the Army I'm into leather - Annie Hall 00:04 I'm into leather There's Henry Drucker - Annie Hall 00:13 There's Henry Drucker I'm so tired of spending evenings making fake insights with people who work for  Dysentery - Annie Hall 00:12 I'm so tired of spending evenings making fake insights... My grammy never gave gifts - Annie Hall 00:07 My grammy never gave gifts Do you know about that - Annie Hall 00:15 Do you know about that Why are you depressed - Annie Hall 00:40 Why are you depressed Can I confess something - Annie Hall 00:52 Can I confess something There's a spider in your bathroom the size of a Buick - Annie Hall 00:05 There's a spider in your bathroom the size of a Buick Sometimes I ask myself how I'd stand up under torture - Annie Hall 00:12 Sometimes I ask myself how I'd stand up under torture I was thrown out of N - Annie Hall 00:39 I was thrown out of N I don't understand - Annie Hall 00:15 I don't understand Homosexual pornographers - Annie Hall 00:11 Homosexual pornographers

Cast

Alvy Singer - Woody Allen
Annie Hall - Diane Keaton
Allison - Carol Kane
Tony Lacey - Paul Simon
Mom Hall - Colleen Dewhurst
Duane Hall - Christopher Walken
Dad Hall - Donald Symington
Grammy Hall - Helen Ludlam
Alvy's Dad - Mordecai Lawner
Alvy's Mom - Joan Neuman
Alvy - Age 9 - Jonathan Munk
Alvy's Aunt - Ruth Volner
Alvy's Uncle - Martin Rosenblatt
Joey Nichols (as Hy Ansel) - Hy Anzell
Aunt Tessie - Rashel Novikoff
Man in Theatre Line - Russell Horton
Marshall McLuhan - Marshall McLuhan
Miss Reed - Mary Boylan
Janet - Wendy Girard
Coke Fiend - John Doumanian
Man #1 Outside Theatre - Bob Maroff
Man #2 Outside Theatre - Rick Petrucelli
Ticket Seller at Theatre - Lee Callahan
Doctor - Chris Gampel
Dick Cavett - Dick Cavett
Navy Officer - Mark Lenard
Comedian at Rally - Dan Ruskin
Actor Boy Friend - John Glover
Comic's Agent - Bernie Styles
Maharishi - Ved Bandhu
L.A. Policeman - John Dennis Johnston
Tony Lacey's Girlfriend (as Lauri Bird) - Laurie Bird
Lacey Party Guest (as Jim McKrell) - James MacKrell
Lacey Party Guest - Jeff Goldblum
Lacey Party Guest - William Callaway
Lacey Party Guest - Roger Newman
Lacey Party Guest - Alan Landers
Lacey Party Guest - Jean Sarah Frost
Hotel Doctor - Vince O'Brien
Alvy's Psychiatrist - Humphrey Davis
Annie's Psychiatrist - Veronica Radburn
Actress in Rehearsal - Robin Mary Paris
Actor in Rehearsal - Charles Levin
Rehearsal Stage Manager - Wayne Carson
Rehearsal Director - Michael Karm
Tony's Date at Nightclub - Petronia Johnson
Tony's Date at Nightclub - Shaun Casey
Waiter #1 at Nightclub (as Ricardo Bertoni) - Riccardo Bertoni
Waiter #2 at Nightclub - Michael Aronin
Street Stranger - Lou Picetti
Street Stranger - Loretta Tupper
Street Stranger - James Burge
Street Stranger - Shelley Hack
Street Stranger - Albert Ottenheimer
Street Stranger - Paula Trueman
Actress in Rob's T.V. Show - Beverly D'Angelo
Actor in Rob's T.V. Show - Tracey Walter
Alvy's Classmate - David Wier
Alvy's Classmate - Keith Dentice
Alvy's Classmate - Susan Mellinger
Alvy's Classmate - Hamit Perezic
Alvy's Classmate - James Balter
Alvy's Classmate - Eric Bear
Alvy's Classmate - Amy Levitan
School Teacher - Gary Allen
School Teacher - Frank Vohs
School Teacher - Sybil Bowan
School Teacher - Margaretta Warwick
Waitress at Health Food Restaurant (as Lucy Lee Flippen) - Lucy Lee Flippin
Man at Health Food Restaurant (as Gary Muledeer) - Gary Mule Deer
Alvy's Date Outside Theatre - Sigourney Weaver
Annie's Date Outside Theatre - Walter Bernstein
Truman Capote / Truman Capote Look-Alike - Truman Capote
College Audience - Jan Citron
Blonde Woman in Bookstore - Juliet Graham
Lacey Party Guest - Kathryn Janssen
Nightclub Customer - Billie Perkins
Restaurant Patron - Harrison Ressler