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Does this sound like a good course Modern American PoetryOr let's seemaybe I should take Introduction to the NovelJust don't take any course where they make you read Beowulf
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Annie Hall

Just don't take any course where they make you read Beowulf

Annie Hall:
Does this sound like a good course? Um, "Modern American Poetry"? Or, let's see now, maybe I should, uh, take "Introduction to the Novel."Alvy Singer:Just don't take any course where they make you read Beowulf

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Does this sound like a good course Modern American Poetry
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Or let's see
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maybe I should take Introduction to the Novel
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Just don't take any course where they make you read Beowulf
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Duration
16 seconds
Views
626
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:17
Uploaded
Mar 11, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
United Artists,Rollins-Joffe Productions

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Movie Summary

New York comedian Alvy Singer falls in love with the ditsy Annie Hall.

Actors

Diane Keaton
Annie Hall
Diane Keaton
Woody Allen
Alvy Singer
Woody Allen
What do you think Should we go to that party in South HamptonNo don't be silly What do we need other people forWe should just turn out the lights and play hide the salam or something - Annie Hall 00:15
What do you think Should we go to that party in South...
Grass right The illusion that it makes a white woman more like Billie HolidayHave you ever made love high Me NoIf I have grass or alcohol I get unbearably wonderfulI get too wonderful for wordsI don't know why you have to get high every time we make - Annie Hall 00:38
Grass right The illusion that it makes a white woman more...
Is something wrong No whyI don't know It's like you're removedNo I'm fineReallyI don't know You seem sort of distantLet's just do it all rightWas it my imagination or are you just going through the motionsAlvy do you remember where I put my drawing - Annie Hall 00:28
Is something wrong No whyI don't know It's like...
Where am I? - Annie Hall 00:33
Where am I?
And I was thrown out of NYU my freshman yearfor cheating on my metaphysics finalI looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to meMy mother an emotionally high strung woman locked herself in the bathroomand took an overdose of mah jongg tilesI was - Annie Hall 00:39
And I was thrown out of NYU my freshman yearfor cheating on...
I was depressed at that time. - Annie Hall 00:17
I was depressed at that time.
Alvy, you were just great. - Annie Hall 00:32
Alvy, you were just great.
It's a nice ham this year, Mom. - Annie Hall 00:14
It's a nice ham this year, Mom.
We went to the swap meetAnnie Gram and I Got some nice picture frames - Annie Hall 00:08
We went to the swap meetAnnie Gram and I Got some nice...
I can't believe this familyAnnie's mother is really beautifulAnd they're talking swap meets and boat basinsThe old lady at the end of the table is a classic Jew hater - Annie Hall 00:16
I can't believe this familyAnnie's mother is...
How do you plan to spend the holidays Mrs SingerWe fast FastNo food You know to atone for our sinsWhat sins I don't understandNeither do we - Annie Hall 00:14
How do you plan to spend the holidays Mrs SingerWe fast...
Can I confess somethingI tell you this because as an artist I think you'll understandSometimes when I'm drivingon the road at nightI see two headlights coming toward me fastI have this impulse to turn the wheel quicklyhead on into the oncoming carI can - Annie Hall 00:52
Can I confess somethingI tell you this because as an artist...
I tell you this, because, as an artist, I think you'll understand. - Annie Hall 00:56
I tell you this, because, as an artist, I think you'll...
I didn't start out spying I thought I'd surprise you pick you up after schoolYou wanted to keep the relationship flexible remember It's your phraseYou're having an affair with your college professorThat jerk that teaches that crap course Contemporary - Annie Hall 00:50
I didn't start out spying I thought I'd surprise...
I told her about the family and my feelings towards menand my relationship with my brotherThen she mentioned penis envy Do you know about thatI'm one of the few males who suffers from that Go on - Annie Hall 00:15
I told her about the family and my feelings towards menand...
With your wife in bed does she need some kind of artificial stimulationlike marijuanaWe use a large vibrating eggA large vibrating eggI ask a psychopath I get that kind of answer Jesus - Annie Hall 00:16
With your wife in bed does she need some kind of artificial...
You look like a very happy coupleAre you YeahHow do you account for itI'm very shallow and empty and I have no ideasand nothing interesting to sayI'm exactly the same way I seeThat's interesting So you've managed to work out something - Annie Hall 00:23
You look like a very happy coupleAre you YeahHow do you...
We never have any fun anymore How can you say thatWhy not You're always leaning on me to improve myselfYou're upset You must be getting your periodI don't get a period I'm a cartoon character Can't I be upset sometimes - Annie Hall 00:15
We never have any fun anymore How can you say thatWhy not...
No I couldn't make it My raccoon had hepatitis - Annie Hall 00:05
No I couldn't make it My raccoon had hepatitis
The only word for this is transplendentIt's transplendent I can think of another word - Annie Hall 00:09
The only word for this is transplendentIt's...