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Alvy Singer:
Well, I didn't start out spying. I thought I'd surprise you. Pick you up after school.Annie Hall:Yeah, but you wanted to keep the relationship flexible. Remember, it's your phrase.Alvy Singer:Oh stop it, you're having an affair with your college professor, that jerk that teaches that incredible crap course, Contemporary Crisis in Western Man...Annie Hall:Existential Motifs in Russian Literature. You're really close.Alvy Singer:What's the difference? It's all mental masturbation.Annie Hall:Oh, well, now we're finally getting to a subject you know something about.Alvy Singer:Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.Annie Hall:We're not having an affair. He's married. He just happens to think I'm neat.Alvy Singer:"Neat." What are you, 12 years old? That's one of your Chippewa Falls expressions.Annie Hall:Who cares? Who cares?Alvy Singer:Next thing you know, he'll find you keen and peachy, you know. Next thing you know, he's got his hand on your ass.Annie Hall:You've always had hostility towards David, ever since I mentioned him.Alvy Singer:Dav - you call your teacher David?Annie Hall:It's his name.Alvy Singer:It's a Biblical name, right? What does he call you, Bathsheba?
Well, I didn't start out spying. I thought I'd surprise you. Pick you up after school.Annie Hall:Yeah, but you wanted to keep the relationship flexible. Remember, it's your phrase.Alvy Singer:Oh stop it, you're having an affair with your college professor, that jerk that teaches that incredible crap course, Contemporary Crisis in Western Man...Annie Hall:Existential Motifs in Russian Literature. You're really close.Alvy Singer:What's the difference? It's all mental masturbation.Annie Hall:Oh, well, now we're finally getting to a subject you know something about.Alvy Singer:Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.Annie Hall:We're not having an affair. He's married. He just happens to think I'm neat.Alvy Singer:"Neat." What are you, 12 years old? That's one of your Chippewa Falls expressions.Annie Hall:Who cares? Who cares?Alvy Singer:Next thing you know, he'll find you keen and peachy, you know. Next thing you know, he's got his hand on your ass.Annie Hall:You've always had hostility towards David, ever since I mentioned him.Alvy Singer:Dav - you call your teacher David?Annie Hall:It's his name.Alvy Singer:It's a Biblical name, right? What does he call you, Bathsheba?
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I didn't start out spying I thought I'd surprise you pick you up after school
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You wanted to keep the relationship flexible remember It's your phrase
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You're having an affair with your college professor
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That jerk that teaches that crap course Contemporary Crisis in Western Man
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Existential Motifs in Russian Literature You're really close
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What's the difference It's all mental masturbation
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Now we're getting to a subject you know something about
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Don't knock masturbation It's sex with someone I love
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We're not having an affair He's married He happens to think I'm neat
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Are you 12 years old That's one of your Chippewa Falls expressions
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Who cares
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Next he'll find you're keen and peachy Then he'll have his hand on your ass
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You've had hostility towards David ever since I mentioned him
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You call your teacher David It's his name
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It's a Biblical name right Does he call you Bathsheba
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Movie Summary
New York comedian Alvy Singer falls in love with the ditsy Annie Hall.

