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I didn't start out spying I thought I'd surprise you pick you up after schoolYou wanted to keep the relationship flexible remember It's your phraseYou're having an affair with your college

It's a Biblical name, right? What does he call you, Bathsheba?

Annie Hall • 1977

Alvy Singer:
Well, I didn't start out spying. I thought I'd surprise you. Pick you up after school.Annie Hall:Yeah, but you wanted to keep the relationship flexible. Remember, it's your phrase.Alvy Singer:Oh stop it, you're having an affair with your college professor, that jerk that teaches that incredible crap course, Contemporary Crisis in Western Man...Annie Hall:Existential Motifs in Russian Literature. You're really close.Alvy Singer:What's the difference? It's all mental masturbation.Annie Hall:Oh, well, now we're finally getting to a subject you know something about.Alvy Singer:Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.Annie Hall:We're not having an affair. He's married. He just happens to think I'm neat.Alvy Singer:"Neat." What are you, 12 years old? That's one of your Chippewa Falls expressions.Annie Hall:Who cares? Who cares?Alvy Singer:Next thing you know, he'll find you keen and peachy, you know. Next thing you know, he's got his hand on your ass.Annie Hall:You've always had hostility towards David, ever since I mentioned him.Alvy Singer:Dav - you call your teacher David?Annie Hall:It's his name.Alvy Singer:It's a Biblical name, right? What does he call you, Bathsheba?

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I didn't start out spying I thought I'd surprise you pick you up after school

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You wanted to keep the relationship flexible remember It's your phrase

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You're having an affair with your college professor

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That jerk that teaches that crap course Contemporary Crisis in Western Man

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Existential Motifs in Russian Literature You're really close

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What's the difference It's all mental masturbation

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Now we're getting to a subject you know something about

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Don't knock masturbation It's sex with someone I love

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We're not having an affair He's married He happens to think I'm neat

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Are you 12 years old That's one of your Chippewa Falls expressions

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Who cares

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Next he'll find you're keen and peachy Then he'll have his hand on your ass

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You've had hostility towards David ever since I mentioned him

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You call your teacher David It's his name

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It's a Biblical name right Does he call you Bathsheba

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لم أبدأ متجسسا آخذك بعد المدرسة

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أنت أردت أن تبقى العلاقة مرنة أتذكر ذلك

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كنت على علاقة مع أستاذك في الكلية

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ذلك الغبي الذي يدرس المادة غيرالمقبولة منطقيا الأزمة المعاصرة عند الرجل الغربي

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الباعث الوجودي في الأدب الروسي

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إنه بمجمله ممارسة عادة سرية عقلية

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الآن وصلنا إلى موضوع تعرف شيئا عنه

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لا تلغي كلمة العادة السرية

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نحن لا علاقة بيننا إنه رجل متزوج إنه فقط يعتقد أنني إنسانة نظيفة

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نظيفة هل عمرك 12 سنه

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هذه إحدى تعبيرات شلالات تشييوا من يهتم

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الخطوة الثانية أن يجدك حادة الذكاء ورائعة وبعدها سيضع يده على مؤخرتك

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كنت دائما تشعر بالعداء تجاه دافيد منذ أن ذكرت اسمه

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تدعين أستاذك دافيد إنه اسمه

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إسم من التورات صح بما يدعوك هو باتشيبا

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Je n'étais pas parti pour t'épier Je venais te chercher

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Tu voulais une relation libre tu te rappelles

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Tu as une liaison avec ton professeur

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Cet abruti qui enseigne La crise contemporaine de l'homme occidental

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L'existentialisme dans la littérature russe

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De la masturbation intellectuelle oui

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Un sujet dans lequel tu excelles

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La masturbation est un acte avec quelqu'un que j'aime

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Il n'y a rien de sexuel Il est marié Il me trouve juste chouette

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Chouette Tu n'as plus 12 ans

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C'est une expression de Chippewa Falls Qu'importe

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après ça sera mimi et pèchue Puis la main aux fesses

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Tu as toujours été hostile envers David

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Tu appelles ton prof David C'est son prénom

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Un nom biblique Et toi Il t'appelle Bethsabée

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No fui a espiarte Fui a buscarte después de clases

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Querías que nuestra relación fuera flexible Tú mismo lo dijiste

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Tienes relaciones con ese profesor idiota

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que enseña esa clase de porquería Crisis Contemporánea

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Motivos Existencialistas en la Literatura Rusa

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Todo eso es masturbación mental

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Conoces muy bien ese tema

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Es hacer el amor con alguien a quien amo

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No tenemos relaciones Está casado Sólo cree que soy simpática

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Simpática Ésa es una expresión de Chippewa Falls

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Qué importa

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Luego dirá que eres atractiva y te tocará el trasero

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Por qué tienes tanta hostilidad hacia David

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Lo llamas David Así se llama

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Es un nombre bíblico muy bonito Él te llama Betsabé

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Alvy tú fuiste quien no quiso comprometerse seriamente

Available in 4 languages

Duration

50 seconds

Views

6,787

Timestamp in Movie

00:49:36

Uploaded

Mar 11, 2026

Genres

comedy, drama, romance

Production

United Artists,Rollins-Joffe Productions

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Movie Summary

New York comedian Alvy Singer falls in love with the ditsy Annie Hall.

Actors

Alvy Singer

Annie Hall