Well, I didn't start out spying. I thought I'd surprise you. Pick you up after school....
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[Alvy confronts Annie about having an affair]
Alvy Singer:
Well, I didn't start out spying. I thought I'd surprise you. Pick you up after school.
Annie Hall:
Yeah, but you wanted to keep the relationship flexible. Remember, it's your phrase.
Alvy Singer:
Oh stop it, you're having an affair with your college professor, that jerk that teaches that incredible crap course, Contemporary Crisis in Western Man...
Annie Hall:
Existential Motifs in Russian Literature. You're really close.
Alvy Singer:
What's the difference? It's all mental masturbation.
Annie Hall:
Oh, well, now we're finally getting to a subject you know something about.
Alvy Singer:
Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Annie Hall:
We're not having an affair. He's married. He just happens to think I'm neat.
Alvy Singer:
"Neat." What are you, 12 years old? That's one of your Chippewa Falls expressions.
Annie Hall:
Who cares? Who cares?
Alvy Singer:
Next thing you know, he'll find you keen and peachy, you know. Next thing you know, he's got his hand on your ass.
Annie Hall:
You've always had hostility towards David, ever since I mentioned him.
Alvy Singer:
Dav - you call your teacher David?
Annie Hall:
It's his name.
Alvy Singer:
It's a Biblical name, right? What does he call you, Bathsheba?
Transcript
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I didn't start out spying I thought I'd pick you up after school
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You wanted to keep the relationship flexible remember
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You're having an affair with your professor
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That jerk that teaches that crap course Contemporary Crisis in Western Man
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Existential Motifs in Russian Literature
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It's all mental masturbation
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We finally get to a subject you know about
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Don't knock masturbation It's sex with someone I love
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We're not having an affair He's married He just happens to think I'm neat
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Neat Are you 12 years old
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That's a Chippewa Falls expression Who cares
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Next he'll find you keen and peachy Then he's got his hand on your ass
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You've always had hostility towards David
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You call your teacher David It's his name
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It's a biblical name right What does he call you Bathsheba
Clip duration: 50 seconds
Views: 601
Timestamp in movie: 00h 49m 36s
Uploaded: 02 December, 2022
Genres: comedy, drama, romance
Summary: New York comedian Alvy Singer falls in love with the ditsy Annie Hall.
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