I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final, you...
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[Alvy Singer does a stand-up comic act for a college audience]
Alvy Singer:
I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final, you know. I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. When I was thrown out, my mother, who was an emotionally high-strung woman, locked herself in the bathroom and took an overdose of Mah-Jongg tiles. I was depressed at that time. I was in analysis. I was suicidal as a matter of fact and would have killed myself, but I was in analysis with a strict Freudian, and, if you kill yourself, they make you pay for the sessions you miss.
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And I was thrown out of NYU in my freshman year
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for cheating on my metaphysics final
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I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me
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laughter
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My mother an emotionally high strung woman
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locked herself in the bathroom and took an overdose of mah jongg tiles
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laughter
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I was depressed at that time I was in analysis
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I was suicidal as a matter of fact and would have killed myself
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But I was in analysis with a strict Freudian
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If you kill yourself they make you pay for the sessions you miss
Clip duration: 39 seconds
Views: 488
Timestamp in movie: 00h 44m 32s
Uploaded: 02 December, 2022
Genres: comedy, drama, romance
Summary: New York comedian Alvy Singer falls in love with the ditsy Annie Hall.
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00:12 Sometimes I ask myself how I'd stand up under torture
00:05 There's a spider in your bathroom the size of a Buick
00:15 I don't understand
00:52 Can I confess something
00:21 Whose idea was it
00:13 There's Henry Drucker
00:40 Why are you depressed
00:16 You're what Grammy Hall would call a real Jew
00:12 There's a big lobster behind the refrigerator
00:11 You see an analyst
00:15 Do you know about that
00:10 They did not take me in the Army
00:33 In 1942 I had already discovered women
00:12 I'm so tired of spending evenings making fake insights...
00:04 I forgot my mantra
00:19 I think there's too much burden placed on the orgasm
00:13 You must be getting your period
00:04 I'm into leather
00:33 I'm in the midst of doing my thesis
00:18 You know that