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It's pretty silly isn't it My grammy never gave giftsShe was too busy getting raped by Cossacks
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Annie Hall

My grammy never gave gifts. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks

Alvy Singer:
My grammy never gave gifts. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks

Full Transcript

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It's pretty silly isn't it My grammy never gave gifts
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She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks
Available in 4 languages
Duration
9 seconds
Views
1,907
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:27
Uploaded
Mar 11, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
United Artists,Rollins-Joffe Productions

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Movie Summary

New York comedian Alvy Singer falls in love with the ditsy Annie Hall.

Actors

Woody Allen
Alvy Singer
Woody Allen
You see an analystJust for 15 years 15 yearsI'm going to give him one more year and then I'm going to Lourdes - Annie Hall 00:10
You see an analystJust for 15 years 15 yearsI'm going...
Sylvia Plath Interesting poetess whose tragic suicidewas misinterpreted as romantic by the college girl mentality - Annie Hall 00:09
Sylvia Plath Interesting poetess whose tragic suicidewas...
Right I don't know I mean some of her poems seem neatNeat I hate to tell you this is 1975Neat went out at the turn of the century - Annie Hall 00:12
Right I don't know I mean some of her poems seem...
You don't have to But I'm all perspired and everythingDidn't you take a shower at the clubNo no I never shower in a public placeWhy notI don't like to get naked in front of another manI seeI don't like to show my body to a man of my gender - Annie Hall 00:22
You don't have to But I'm all perspired and...
Well! Well... You're what Grammy Hall would call "a real Jew." Thank you. She hates Jews. She thinks - Annie Hall 00:21
Well! Well... You're what Grammy Hall would call...
You're what Grammy Hall would call a real JewThank youShe hates Jews She thinks they just make moneyBut she's the one is she ever I'm telling you - Annie Hall 00:16
You're what Grammy Hall would call a real JewThank...
It had to be youIt had to be youI wandered around And finally foundThis somebody whoCould make me be trueCould make me be blueAnd even be gladJust to be sadThinking of you - Annie Hall 00:54
It had to be youIt had to be youI wandered around And...
Listen give me a kiss ReallyWhy not Because we're just going to go home laterThere's going to be all that tension We've never kissed beforeI'll never know when to make the right moveWe'll kiss now and get it over with and then we'll go eat OkayWe'll - Annie Hall 00:18
Listen give me a kiss ReallyWhy not Because we're just...
Corned beef pleaseI'm having pastrami on white breadwith mayonnaise tomatoes and lettuce - Annie Hall 00:10
Corned beef pleaseI'm having pastrami on white...
That was so nice! - Annie Hall 01:01
That was so nice!
You were greatOh yeah YeahYeah I'm wrecked You're wreckedI mean it I'll never play the piano again - Annie Hall 00:15
You were greatOh yeah YeahYeah I'm wrecked You're...
Good Yes No that was the most fun I've had without laughing - Annie Hall 00:07
Good Yes No that was the most fun I've had without...
Here you want someNo I don't use any major hallucinogenicsI took a puff about five years ago at a partyand tried to take my pants off over my head - Annie Hall 00:17
Here you want someNo I don't use any major...
I feel that life is divided up into the horrible and the miserableThose are the two categoriesThe horrible would be like terminal cases and blind people cripplesI don't know how they get through life It's amazing to meAnd the miserable is everyone elseSo - Annie Hall 00:23
I feel that life is divided up into the horrible and the...
You know what you are You're polymorphously perverseWhat does that mean I don't know what that isYou're exceptional in bedbecause you get pleasure in every part of your body when I touch itLike the tip of your nose and if I stroke your teeth or your knee - Annie Hall 00:25
You know what you are You're polymorphously...
Love is too weak a word for what I lurve youI loave you I luff you with two f sOf course I do Don't you think I do - Annie Hall 00:14
Love is too weak a word for what I lurve youI loave you I...
Does this sound like a good course Modern American PoetryOr let's seemaybe I should take Introduction to the NovelJust don't take any course where they make you read Beowulf - Annie Hall 00:16
Does this sound like a good course Modern American PoetryOr...
What do you think Should we go to that party in South HamptonNo don't be silly What do we need other people forWe should just turn out the lights and play hide the salam or something - Annie Hall 00:15
What do you think Should we go to that party in South...
Grass right The illusion that it makes a white woman more like Billie HolidayHave you ever made love high Me NoIf I have grass or alcohol I get unbearably wonderfulI get too wonderful for wordsI don't know why you have to get high every time we make - Annie Hall 00:38
Grass right The illusion that it makes a white woman more...
Is something wrong No whyI don't know It's like you're removedNo I'm fineReallyI don't know You seem sort of distantLet's just do it all rightWas it my imagination or are you just going through the motionsAlvy do you remember where I put my drawing - Annie Hall 00:28
Is something wrong No whyI don't know It's like...