There's an old joke - um... two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one...
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Alvy Singer:
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There's an old joke - um... two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know; and such small portions." Well, that's essentially how I feel about life - full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly. The... the other important joke, for me, is one that's usually attributed to Groucho Marx; but, I think it appears originally in Freud's "Wit and Its Relation to the Unconscious," and it goes like this - I'm paraphrasing - um, "I would never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member." That's the key joke of my adult life, in terms of my relationships with women.
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There's another thing about New York
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If you wanna see a movie you have to stand in line It could be freezing
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We saw Grand Illusion here last night
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Hey that's a great film if you're high
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Come and see our bedroom We did a fantastic thing
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No thanks man I'm cool
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It's wonderful They just eat and watch movies all day
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And gradually you get old and die
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It's important to make an effort once in a while
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Do you think his girlfriend's beautiful
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A tad on the androgynous side but dynamite
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Yeah I forgot my mantra
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swinging music
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Annie That was fun
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I don't think California's bad at all
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It's a drag coming home
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Alvy A lot of beautiful women
Clip duration: 64 seconds
Views: 538
Timestamp in movie: 01h 17m 26s
Uploaded: 02 December, 2022
Genres: comedy, drama, romance
Summary: New York comedian Alvy Singer falls in love with the ditsy Annie Hall.
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