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What are you depressed about I missed my therapy I oversleptHow can you possibly oversleepThe alarm clockYou know what a hostile gesture that is to me
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Annie Hall

You know what a hostile gesture that is to me?

Alvy Singer:
What are you depressed about?Annie Hall:I missed my therapy, I overslept.Alvy Singer:How can you possibly oversleep?Annie Hall:The alarm clock.Alvy Singer:You know what a hostile gesture that is to me?

Full Transcript

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What are you depressed about I missed my therapy I overslept
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How can you possibly oversleep
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The alarm clock
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You know what a hostile gesture that is to me
Available in 4 languages
Duration
12 seconds
Views
1,737
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:48
Uploaded
Mar 11, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
United Artists,Rollins-Joffe Productions

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Movie Summary

New York comedian Alvy Singer falls in love with the ditsy Annie Hall.

Actors

Woody Allen
Alvy Singer
Woody Allen
Diane Keaton
Annie Hall
Diane Keaton
You know what a hostile gesture that is to meI know Because of our sexual problem rightEverybody in line has to know our rate of intercourse - Annie Hall 00:11
You know what a hostile gesture that is to meI know Because...
They're probably on their first dateProbably met by answering an ad in the New York Review of BooksThirtyish academic wishes to meet womanwho's interested in Mozart James Joyce and sodomy - Annie Hall 00:14
They're probably on their first dateProbably met by...
What do you mean our sexual problemI'm comparatively normal for a guy raised in BrooklynI'm sorry My sexual problem Okay My sexual problemI never read that That was Henry James' sequel to Turn of the Screw - Annie Hall 00:15
What do you mean our sexual problemI'm comparatively...
What I wouldn't give for a large sock with horse manure in itWhat do you do when you get stuck on a movie line with a guy like thisWait Why can't I give my opinion It's a free countryHe can Do you have to give it so loudAren't you ashamed to pontificate - Annie Hall 00:52
What I wouldn't give for a large sock with horse manure...
I know Sometimes I ask myself how I'd stand up under tortureYou You kiddingThe Gestapo would take away your charge card and you'd tell 'em everything - Annie Hall 00:12
I know Sometimes I ask myself how I'd stand up under...
It's always some kind of an excuse You used to think I was very sexyWhen we first started going out we had sex constantlyWe're probably listed in The Guinness Book of World Records - Annie Hall 00:11
It's always some kind of an excuse You used to think I...
So, you work for Stevenson all the time? - Annie Hall 00:50
So, you work for Stevenson all the time?
No I'm doing my thesis On whatPolitical commitment in 20th century literatureYou're like New York Jewish left wing intellectualCentral Park West Brandeis University socialist summer campsand the father with the Ben Shahn drawingsreally strike orientedStop - Annie Hall 00:33
No I'm doing my thesis On whatPolitical commitment in...
I don't know why they would have me at this kind of rally... - Annie Hall 00:27
I don't know why they would have me at this kind of...
Lyndon Johnson is a politicianYou know the ethics those guys have It's a notch underneath child molester - Annie Hall 00:09
Lyndon Johnson is a politicianYou know the ethics those guys...
Then everybody's in on the conspiracyThe FBI and the CIA and J Edgar Hoover the oil companiesthe Pentagon the men's room attendant at the White HouseI would leave out the men's room attendant - Annie Hall 00:16
Then everybody's in on the conspiracyThe FBI and the...
Oh my God She's rightWhy did I turn off Allison PortchnikShe was beautiful She was willing She was real intelligentIs it the old Groucho Marx jokethat I don't want to belong to any club that would have me for a member - Annie Hall 00:19
Oh my God She's rightWhy did I turn off Allison...
Annie there's a big lobster behind the refrigeratorI can't get it out This thing's heavyMaybe if I put a dish of butter sauce here it'll run out the other side - Annie Hall 00:12
Annie there's a big lobster behind the refrigeratorI...
You're pretty lucky I came along Oh really La de dahIf anyone ever told me that I'd be taking out a girlwho used expressions like la de dah - Annie Hall 00:13
You're pretty lucky I came along Oh really La de dahIf...
There's Henry DruckerHe has a Chair in History at PrincetonThe short man is Hershel Kaminsky He has a Chair in Philosophy at CornellTwo more chairs they got a dining room set - Annie Hall 00:12
There's Henry DruckerHe has a Chair in History at...
I'm so tired of spending eveningsmaking fake insights with people who work for DysenteryCommentaryI heard Commentary and Dissent had merged and formed Dysentery - Annie Hall 00:11
I'm so tired of spending eveningsmaking fake insights...
Two minutes ago the Knicks are ahead 14 pointsand now they're ahead two pointsAlvy what is so fascinatingabout a group of pituitary cases trying to stuff a ball through a hoopWhat is fascinating is that it's physicalThat's one thing about - Annie Hall 00:24
Two minutes ago the Knicks are ahead 14 pointsand now...
It'll be great because all those Ph D s are in there discussingmodes of alienation and we'll be in here quietly humpingDon't You're using sex to express hostilityWhy do you always reduce my animal urges to psychoanalytic categorieshe said as he removed - Annie Hall 00:31
It'll be great because all those Ph D s are in there...
The failure of the country to get behind New York City is anti SemitismMax the city is terribly runI'm not discussing politics or economics This is foreskin - Annie Hall 00:11
The failure of the country to get behind New York City is...
The rest of the country looks upon New Yorklike we're left wing communist Jewish homosexual pornographersI think of us that way sometimes and I live here - Annie Hall 00:11
The rest of the country looks upon New Yorklike we're...