Boy, if life were only like this!
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Alvy Singer:
What I wouldn't give for a large sock with horse manure in it!Alvy Singer: Whaddya do when you get stuck in a movie line with a guy like this behind you?Man in Theatre Line:Wait a minute, why can't I give my opinion? It's a free country!Alvy Singer:He can give it... do you have to give it so loud? I mean, aren't you ashamed to pontificate like that? And the funny part of it is, Marshall McLuhan, you don't know anything about Marshall McLuhan!Man in Theatre Line:Oh, really? Well, it just so happens I teach a class at Columbia called "TV, Media and Culture." So I think my insights into Mr. McLuhan, well, have a great deal of validity!Alvy Singer:Oh, do ya? Well, that's funny, because I happen to have Mr. McLuhan right here, so, so, yeah, just let me...Alvy Singer:come over here for a second... tell him!Marshall McLuhan:I heard what you were saying! You know nothing of my work! You mean my whole fallacy is wrong. How you got to teach a course in anything is totally amazing!Alvy Singer:Boy, if life were only like this!
What I wouldn't give for a large sock with horse manure in it!Alvy Singer: Whaddya do when you get stuck in a movie line with a guy like this behind you?Man in Theatre Line:Wait a minute, why can't I give my opinion? It's a free country!Alvy Singer:He can give it... do you have to give it so loud? I mean, aren't you ashamed to pontificate like that? And the funny part of it is, Marshall McLuhan, you don't know anything about Marshall McLuhan!Man in Theatre Line:Oh, really? Well, it just so happens I teach a class at Columbia called "TV, Media and Culture." So I think my insights into Mr. McLuhan, well, have a great deal of validity!Alvy Singer:Oh, do ya? Well, that's funny, because I happen to have Mr. McLuhan right here, so, so, yeah, just let me...Alvy Singer:come over here for a second... tell him!Marshall McLuhan:I heard what you were saying! You know nothing of my work! You mean my whole fallacy is wrong. How you got to teach a course in anything is totally amazing!Alvy Singer:Boy, if life were only like this!
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What I wouldn't give for a large sock with horse manure in it
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What do you do when you get stuck on a movie line with a guy like this
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Wait Why can't I give my opinion It's a free country
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He can Do you have to give it so loud
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Aren't you ashamed to pontificate like that
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The funny part is you don't know anything about Marshall McLuhan
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I happen to teach a class at Columbia called TV Media and Culture
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I think my insights into Mr McLuhan have a great deal of validity
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Do you That's funny because I happen to have Mr McLuhan right here
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Just let me Come over here Tell him
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I heard what you were saying
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You know nothing of my work You mean my whole fallacy is wrong
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How you ever got to teach a course in anything is totally amazing
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If life were only like this
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Movie Summary
New York comedian Alvy Singer falls in love with the ditsy Annie Hall.
Actors
Alvy Singer
Man In Theatre Line
Marshall Mcluhan
Annie Hall
