What I wouldn't give for a large sock with horse manure in it! Whaddya do when you get...
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Alvy Singer:
[the man behind him in line is talking loudly]
What I wouldn't give for a large sock with horse manure in it!
Alvy Singer:
[to audience]
Whaddya do when you get stuck in a movie line with a guy like this behind you?
Man in Theatre Line:
Wait a minute, why can't I give my opinion? It's a free country!
Alvy Singer:
He can give it... do you have to give it so loud? I mean, aren't you ashamed to pontificate like that? And the funny part of it is, Marshall McLuhan, you don't know anything about Marshall McLuhan!
Man in Theatre Line:
Oh, really? Well, it just so happens I teach a class at Columbia called "TV, Media and Culture." So I think my insights into Mr. McLuhan, well, have a great deal of validity!
Alvy Singer:
Oh, do ya? Well, that's funny, because I happen to have Mr. McLuhan right here, so, so, yeah, just let me...
[pulls McLuhan out from behind a nearby poster]
Alvy Singer:
come over here for a second... tell him!
Marshall McLuhan:
I heard what you were saying! You know nothing of my work! You mean my whole fallacy is wrong. How you got to teach a course in anything is totally amazing!
Alvy Singer:
Boy, if life were only like this!
Transcript
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What I wouldn't give for a large sock with horse manure in it
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What do you do when you get stuck in a movie line with a guy like this behind
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Why can't I give my opinion It's a free country
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Do you have to give it so loud Aren't you ashamed to pontificate like that
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The funny part is you don't know anything about Marshall McLuhan
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Really I happen to teach a class at Columbia called TV Media and Culture
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So I think my insights into Mr McLuhan have a great deal of validity
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Oh do you That's funny because I happen to have Mr McLuhan right here
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Just let me Come over here a second
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I heard what you were saying
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You know nothing of my work
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You mean my whole fallacy is wrong
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How you ever got to teach a course in anything is totally amazing
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Boy if life were only like this
Clip duration: 52 seconds
Views: 577
Timestamp in movie: 00h 12m 02s
Uploaded: 02 December, 2022
Genres: comedy, drama, romance
Summary: New York comedian Alvy Singer falls in love with the ditsy Annie Hall.
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