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Why Max It's a good name for you Max you see conspiracies in everything
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Annie Hall

You see conspiracies in everything

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You see conspiracies in everything

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Why Max It's a good name for you Max you see conspiracies in everything
Duration
7 seconds
Views
576
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:40
Uploaded
Dec 02, 2022
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
United Artists,Rollins-Joffe Productions

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Movie Summary

New York comedian Alvy Singer falls in love with the ditsy Annie Hall.

Actors

Tony Roberts
Rob
Tony Roberts
You keep bringing it up but I don't want to live in a citywhere the only cultural advantage is you can make a right turn on a red light - Annie Hall 00:09
You keep bringing it up but I don't want to live in a...
Yeah, occasionally. - Annie Hall 00:25
Yeah, occasionally.
This is Alvy Singer! - Annie Hall 00:32
This is Alvy Singer!
Jesus what did you do Come by way of the Panama CanalI'm in a bad mood I'm here with the Godfather cast - Annie Hall 00:08
Jesus what did you do Come by way of the Panama...
Has the picture started Two minutes agoThat's it Forget it I can't go inTwo minutes We've blown it alreadyI can't go in in the middleIn the middle We've only missed the titles They're in Swedish - Annie Hall 00:16
Has the picture started Two minutes agoThat's it Forget...
Let's see The Sorrow and the Pity We've seen itI'm not in the mood to see a four hour documentary on Nazis - Annie Hall 00:07
Let's see The Sorrow and the Pity We've seen...
I'm sorryI've got to see a picture exactly from start to finish 'cause I'm analThat's a polite word for what you are - Annie Hall 00:11
I'm sorryI've got to see a picture exactly from...
We saw the Fellini film last Tuesday It is not one of his bestIt lacks a cohesive structureYou get the feeling he's not absolutely sure what it is he wants to sayI've always felt he was essentially a technical filmmakerGranted La Strada was a great - Annie Hall 00:43
We saw the Fellini film last Tuesday It is not one of his...
What are you depressed about I missed my therapy I oversleptHow can you possibly oversleepThe alarm clockYou know what a hostile gesture that is to me - Annie Hall 00:12
What are you depressed about I missed my therapy I...
You know what a hostile gesture that is to meI know Because of our sexual problem rightEverybody in line has to know our rate of intercourse - Annie Hall 00:11
You know what a hostile gesture that is to meI know Because...
They're probably on their first dateProbably met by answering an ad in the New York Review of BooksThirtyish academic wishes to meet womanwho's interested in Mozart James Joyce and sodomy - Annie Hall 00:14
They're probably on their first dateProbably met by...
What do you mean our sexual problemI'm comparatively normal for a guy raised in BrooklynI'm sorry My sexual problem Okay My sexual problemI never read that That was Henry James' sequel to Turn of the Screw - Annie Hall 00:15
What do you mean our sexual problemI'm comparatively...
What I wouldn't give for a large sock with horse manure in itWhat do you do when you get stuck on a movie line with a guy like thisWait Why can't I give my opinion It's a free countryHe can Do you have to give it so loudAren't you ashamed to pontificate - Annie Hall 00:52
What I wouldn't give for a large sock with horse manure...
I know Sometimes I ask myself how I'd stand up under tortureYou You kiddingThe Gestapo would take away your charge card and you'd tell 'em everything - Annie Hall 00:12
I know Sometimes I ask myself how I'd stand up under...
It's always some kind of an excuse You used to think I was very sexyWhen we first started going out we had sex constantlyWe're probably listed in The Guinness Book of World Records - Annie Hall 00:11
It's always some kind of an excuse You used to think I...
So, you work for Stevenson all the time? - Annie Hall 00:50
So, you work for Stevenson all the time?
No I'm doing my thesis On whatPolitical commitment in 20th century literatureYou're like New York Jewish left wing intellectualCentral Park West Brandeis University socialist summer campsand the father with the Ben Shahn drawingsreally strike orientedStop - Annie Hall 00:33
No I'm doing my thesis On whatPolitical commitment in...
I don't know why they would have me at this kind of rally... - Annie Hall 00:27
I don't know why they would have me at this kind of...
Lyndon Johnson is a politicianYou know the ethics those guys have It's a notch underneath child molester - Annie Hall 00:09
Lyndon Johnson is a politicianYou know the ethics those guys...
Then everybody's in on the conspiracyThe FBI and the CIA and J Edgar Hoover the oil companiesthe Pentagon the men's room attendant at the White HouseI would leave out the men's room attendant - Annie Hall 00:16
Then everybody's in on the conspiracyThe FBI and the...