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Annie Hall

Really. I mean it. I - I'll never play the piano again

Alvy Singer:
Jesus, you were great.Annie Hall:Oh, yeah?Alvy Singer:Yeah.Annie Hall:Yeah? No.Alvy Singer:I'm - I'm a wreckAnnie Hall:No.Annie Hall:You're a wreck.Alvy Singer:Really. I mean it. I - I'll never play the piano again

Full Transcript

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You were great
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Oh yeah Yeah
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Yeah I'm wrecked You're wrecked
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I mean it I'll never play the piano again
Available in 4 languages
Duration
15 seconds
Views
404
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:46
Uploaded
Mar 11, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
United Artists,Rollins-Joffe Productions

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Movie Summary

New York comedian Alvy Singer falls in love with the ditsy Annie Hall.

Actors

Woody Allen
Alvy Singer
Woody Allen
Diane Keaton
Annie Hall
Diane Keaton
Good Yes No that was the most fun I've had without laughing - Annie Hall 00:07
Good Yes No that was the most fun I've had without...
Here you want someNo I don't use any major hallucinogenicsI took a puff about five years ago at a partyand tried to take my pants off over my head - Annie Hall 00:17
Here you want someNo I don't use any major...
I feel that life is divided up into the horrible and the miserableThose are the two categoriesThe horrible would be like terminal cases and blind people cripplesI don't know how they get through life It's amazing to meAnd the miserable is everyone elseSo - Annie Hall 00:23
I feel that life is divided up into the horrible and the...
You know what you are You're polymorphously perverseWhat does that mean I don't know what that isYou're exceptional in bedbecause you get pleasure in every part of your body when I touch itLike the tip of your nose and if I stroke your teeth or your knee - Annie Hall 00:25
You know what you are You're polymorphously...
Love is too weak a word for what I lurve youI loave you I luff you with two f sOf course I do Don't you think I do - Annie Hall 00:14
Love is too weak a word for what I lurve youI loave you I...
Does this sound like a good course Modern American PoetryOr let's seemaybe I should take Introduction to the NovelJust don't take any course where they make you read Beowulf - Annie Hall 00:16
Does this sound like a good course Modern American PoetryOr...
What do you think Should we go to that party in South HamptonNo don't be silly What do we need other people forWe should just turn out the lights and play hide the salam or something - Annie Hall 00:15
What do you think Should we go to that party in South...
Grass right The illusion that it makes a white woman more like Billie HolidayHave you ever made love high Me NoIf I have grass or alcohol I get unbearably wonderfulI get too wonderful for wordsI don't know why you have to get high every time we make - Annie Hall 00:38
Grass right The illusion that it makes a white woman more...
Is something wrong No whyI don't know It's like you're removedNo I'm fineReallyI don't know You seem sort of distantLet's just do it all rightWas it my imagination or are you just going through the motionsAlvy do you remember where I put my drawing - Annie Hall 00:28
Is something wrong No whyI don't know It's like...
Where am I? - Annie Hall 00:33
Where am I?
And I was thrown out of NYU my freshman yearfor cheating on my metaphysics finalI looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to meMy mother an emotionally high strung woman locked herself in the bathroomand took an overdose of mah jongg tilesI was - Annie Hall 00:39
And I was thrown out of NYU my freshman yearfor cheating on...
I was depressed at that time. - Annie Hall 00:17
I was depressed at that time.
Alvy, you were just great. - Annie Hall 00:32
Alvy, you were just great.
It's a nice ham this year, Mom. - Annie Hall 00:14
It's a nice ham this year, Mom.
We went to the swap meetAnnie Gram and I Got some nice picture frames - Annie Hall 00:08
We went to the swap meetAnnie Gram and I Got some nice...
I can't believe this familyAnnie's mother is really beautifulAnd they're talking swap meets and boat basinsThe old lady at the end of the table is a classic Jew hater - Annie Hall 00:16
I can't believe this familyAnnie's mother is...
How do you plan to spend the holidays Mrs SingerWe fast FastNo food You know to atone for our sinsWhat sins I don't understandNeither do we - Annie Hall 00:14
How do you plan to spend the holidays Mrs SingerWe fast...
Can I confess somethingI tell you this because as an artist I think you'll understandSometimes when I'm drivingon the road at nightI see two headlights coming toward me fastI have this impulse to turn the wheel quicklyhead on into the oncoming carI can - Annie Hall 00:52
Can I confess somethingI tell you this because as an artist...
I tell you this, because, as an artist, I think you'll understand. - Annie Hall 00:56
I tell you this, because, as an artist, I think you'll...
I didn't start out spying I thought I'd surprise you pick you up after schoolYou wanted to keep the relationship flexible remember It's your phraseYou're having an affair with your college professorThat jerk that teaches that crap course Contemporary - Annie Hall 00:50
I didn't start out spying I thought I'd surprise...