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You're what Grammy Hall would call a real Jew
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Annie Hall

Oh. Thank you

Annie Hall:

You're what Grammy Hall would call a real Jew. Alvy Singer:
Oh. Thank you

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Duration
16 seconds
Views
2,157
Timestamp in Movie
00:00:00
Uploaded
Dec 13, 2020
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
United Artists,Rollins-Joffe Productions

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Movie Summary

New York comedian Alvy Singer falls in love with the ditsy Annie Hall.

Actors

Diane Keaton
Annie Hall
Diane Keaton
Woody Allen
Alvy Singer
Woody Allen
Two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resortOne says The food at this place is really terribleThe other says I know and such small portionsThat's essentially how I feel about lifefull of loneliness misery suffering and unhappinessand it's all over - Annie Hall 00:43
Two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resortOne says...
Lately the strangest things have been going through my mindbecause I turned 40 and I guess I'm going through a life crisisI'm not worried about aging I'm not one of those charactersBut I'm balding slightly on top That's about the worst you can say about - Annie Hall 00:35
Lately the strangest things have been going through my...
Annie and I broke up and I still can't get my mind around thatI keep sifting the pieces of the relationship through my mindexamining my life and trying to figure out where did the screw up comeA year ago we were in love - Annie Hall 00:17
Annie and I broke up and I still can't get my mind...
Suddenly he can't do anything Why are you depressed AlvyTell Dr Flicker It's something he readSomething he read huhThe universe is expanding The universe is expandingThe universe is everything and if it's expandingsomeday it will break apart and that will - Annie Hall 00:42
Suddenly he can't do anything Why are you depressed...
I remember the staff at our public schoolWe had a saying Those who can't do teachand those who can't teach teach gymAnd those who couldn't do anything I think were assigned to our school - Annie Hall 00:16
I remember the staff at our public schoolWe had a saying...
In 1942 I had already discovered womenHe kissed meThat's the second time this month Step up hereWhat did I do Step up hereWhat did I do You should be ashamed of yourselfWhy I was just expressing a healthy sexual curiositySix year old boys don't have girls - Annie Hall 00:33
In 1942 I had already discovered womenHe kissed...
Sometimes I wonder where my classmates are todayI'm president of the Pinkus Plumbing CompanyI sell tallithsI used to be a heroin addict now I'm a methadone addictI'm into leather - Annie Hall 00:21
Sometimes I wonder where my classmates are todayI'm...
I'm into leather - Annie Hall 00:04
I'm into leather
They did not take me in the armyI was 4 PIn the event of war I'm a hostage - Annie Hall 00:11
They did not take me in the armyI was 4 PIn the event of war...
You're a total paranoidHow am I a paranoid I pick up on those kind of thingsI was having lunch with guys from NBC so I said Did you eat yetTom Christie said No Jew Not Did youNot Did you eat but Jew eat You get it - Annie Hall 00:20
You're a total paranoidHow am I a paranoid I pick up on...
Why Max It's a good name for you Max you see conspiracies in everything - Annie Hall 00:07
Why Max It's a good name for you Max you see...
You keep bringing it up but I don't want to live in a citywhere the only cultural advantage is you can make a right turn on a red light - Annie Hall 00:09
You keep bringing it up but I don't want to live in a...
Yeah, occasionally. - Annie Hall 00:25
Yeah, occasionally.
This is Alvy Singer! - Annie Hall 00:32
This is Alvy Singer!
Jesus what did you do Come by way of the Panama CanalI'm in a bad mood I'm here with the Godfather cast - Annie Hall 00:08
Jesus what did you do Come by way of the Panama...
Has the picture started Two minutes agoThat's it Forget it I can't go inTwo minutes We've blown it alreadyI can't go in in the middleIn the middle We've only missed the titles They're in Swedish - Annie Hall 00:16
Has the picture started Two minutes agoThat's it Forget...
Let's see The Sorrow and the Pity We've seen itI'm not in the mood to see a four hour documentary on Nazis - Annie Hall 00:07
Let's see The Sorrow and the Pity We've seen...
I'm sorryI've got to see a picture exactly from start to finish 'cause I'm analThat's a polite word for what you are - Annie Hall 00:11
I'm sorryI've got to see a picture exactly from...
We saw the Fellini film last Tuesday It is not one of his bestIt lacks a cohesive structureYou get the feeling he's not absolutely sure what it is he wants to sayI've always felt he was essentially a technical filmmakerGranted La Strada was a great - Annie Hall 00:43
We saw the Fellini film last Tuesday It is not one of his...
What are you depressed about I missed my therapy I oversleptHow can you possibly oversleepThe alarm clockYou know what a hostile gesture that is to me - Annie Hall 00:12
What are you depressed about I missed my therapy I...