Caro? What are the rules of the Lake Race? Is the question understood? Yes. You race...
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Martin: Caro? What are the rules of the Lake Race? Is the question understood?
Caro: Yes. You race around the lake and drink a case of beer against the clock.
Martin: And if you vomit?
Jason: As a team?
Martin: There's a rule?
Jason: You get a time deduction, but if you vomit alone...
Martin: They add time, got it. Okay, show of hands. How many of you take part in the Lake Race? Everyone. I swear, no one could tell. This is interesting because we're talking about Churchill and besides writing 37 books in 58 volumes, painting over 500 paintings, receiving the Nobel Prize in literature, and winning WW2 as one of the world's greatest commanders, he also said: 'I never drink before breakfast.' So, when you run around totally wasted, throwing up in bushes and alleys, don't feel alone, because you're in great company. Grant, Hemingway and old Winston could kick your ass in the Lake Race. But the question is: If you're to take a history exam, which one of you ambitious youngsters will flunk big time, and who will pass? In other words, who will do as Hemingway and blow his brains out, and who will win a world war?
Caro: Yes. You race around the lake and drink a case of beer against the clock.
Martin: And if you vomit?
Jason: As a team?
Martin: There's a rule?
Jason: You get a time deduction, but if you vomit alone...
Martin: They add time, got it. Okay, show of hands. How many of you take part in the Lake Race? Everyone. I swear, no one could tell. This is interesting because we're talking about Churchill and besides writing 37 books in 58 volumes, painting over 500 paintings, receiving the Nobel Prize in literature, and winning WW2 as one of the world's greatest commanders, he also said: 'I never drink before breakfast.' So, when you run around totally wasted, throwing up in bushes and alleys, don't feel alone, because you're in great company. Grant, Hemingway and old Winston could kick your ass in the Lake Race. But the question is: If you're to take a history exam, which one of you ambitious youngsters will flunk big time, and who will pass? In other words, who will do as Hemingway and blow his brains out, and who will win a world war?
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What was that 55
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55 Okay Caro What are the rules of the Lake Race
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Is the question understood Yes
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You race around the lake and drink a case of beer against the clock
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And if you vomit As a team
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There's a rule
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You get a time deduction but if you vomit alone
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They add time got it Okay show of hands
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How many of you take part in the Lake Race
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Everyone
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I swear no one could tell
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This is interesting because we're talking about Churchill
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and besides writing 37 books in 58 volumes
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painting over 500 paintings receiving the Nobel Prize in literature
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and winning WW2 as one of the world's greatest commanders he also said
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I never drink before breakfast
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So when you run around totally wasted
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throwing up in bushes and alleys don't feel alone
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because you're in great company
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Grant Hemingway and old Winston
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could kick your ass in the Lake Race But the question is
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If you're to take a history exam which one of you ambitious youngsters
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will flunk big time and who will pass
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In other words who will do as Hemingway and blow his brains out
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and who will win a world war
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Movie Summary
Four high school teachers consume alcohol on a daily basis to see how it affects their social and professional lives.
