Live Long and Prosper! Go where no *man*, has... gone before!
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Therapist:
George, we have a nice man coming by to take you to the theater, the musuem, help you re-introduce yourself to the world. Are you ready for that, George? George:
I don't know. Therapist:
What did you tell me the other day? You said, I'm a Ready Teddy Yo! What did you say yesterday? George:
I'm a ready teddy yo. Therapist:
Are you afraid, George? That you'll go out there and start lying again? Phil:
[in a crazy English accent]
No, No. He's just afraid of lyin. Isn't that right, Pinoch? [means pinocchio] Phil:
Ya Ha Ha Ha Ha! He starts lyin', then his nose starts growin', I hate it when that happens. Ya Ha Ha Ha Ha! Therapist:
Now that's enough Phil, you let him talk. Brad:
Nah, he's afraid he'll see his old girlfried, and he won't be able to get it up. Therapist:
Is that true George? George:
No! Anyway, she dumped me. Therapist:
Why did she dump you, George? Male patient:
[stands up and points at George]
She dumped you because you told her you were a brain surgeon! Therapist:
Did you tell her that, George? George:
No. Therapist:
What did you tell her? George:
Told her I was a paratrooper in the navy seals. Phil:
[in a Peter Falk Columbo voice]
Wait! Are you saying that this man is not in our armed service? Did you know this? I didn't know this! I have egg on my face! Therapist:
George, George why did you feel like you had to lie to her? George:
Oh! She never would have looked at me twice if I had Told her I was a Volvo Salesman for Horsch Muller! Therapist:
The guys put a little something together for you George, to help give you confidence in your new life. Phil:
[in William Shatner's voice]
Very well Mister Spock. Gentleman, set your phasers on stun. Tim:
Ha Ha! Phil:
[still in William Shatner's voice]
George, on behalf of my entire crew, Spock, Bones, Scotty [makes the hand motions for emphasis] Phil:
We'd like to present to you a little gift we picked up on Rigel 4. It's our way of saying, good luck out there in the world. God Speed, show 'em what you're made of mister! [salutes] Tim:
[makes the Vulcan hand sign for greetings and goodbye] Phil:
[still in the William Shatner voice]
Live Long and Prosper! Go where no *man*, has... gone before!
George, we have a nice man coming by to take you to the theater, the musuem, help you re-introduce yourself to the world. Are you ready for that, George? George:
I don't know. Therapist:
What did you tell me the other day? You said, I'm a Ready Teddy Yo! What did you say yesterday? George:
I'm a ready teddy yo. Therapist:
Are you afraid, George? That you'll go out there and start lying again? Phil:
[in a crazy English accent]
No, No. He's just afraid of lyin. Isn't that right, Pinoch? [means pinocchio] Phil:
Ya Ha Ha Ha Ha! He starts lyin', then his nose starts growin', I hate it when that happens. Ya Ha Ha Ha Ha! Therapist:
Now that's enough Phil, you let him talk. Brad:
Nah, he's afraid he'll see his old girlfried, and he won't be able to get it up. Therapist:
Is that true George? George:
No! Anyway, she dumped me. Therapist:
Why did she dump you, George? Male patient:
[stands up and points at George]
She dumped you because you told her you were a brain surgeon! Therapist:
Did you tell her that, George? George:
No. Therapist:
What did you tell her? George:
Told her I was a paratrooper in the navy seals. Phil:
[in a Peter Falk Columbo voice]
Wait! Are you saying that this man is not in our armed service? Did you know this? I didn't know this! I have egg on my face! Therapist:
George, George why did you feel like you had to lie to her? George:
Oh! She never would have looked at me twice if I had Told her I was a Volvo Salesman for Horsch Muller! Therapist:
The guys put a little something together for you George, to help give you confidence in your new life. Phil:
[in William Shatner's voice]
Very well Mister Spock. Gentleman, set your phasers on stun. Tim:
Ha Ha! Phil:
[still in William Shatner's voice]
George, on behalf of my entire crew, Spock, Bones, Scotty [makes the hand motions for emphasis] Phil:
We'd like to present to you a little gift we picked up on Rigel 4. It's our way of saying, good luck out there in the world. God Speed, show 'em what you're made of mister! [salutes] Tim:
[makes the Vulcan hand sign for greetings and goodbye] Phil:
[still in the William Shatner voice]
Live Long and Prosper! Go where no *man*, has... gone before!
Full Transcript
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There's a nice young man coming here
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to take you to find an apartment and a job
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Job You're looking forward to that aren't you George
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ENGINE SPUTTERING
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BRAKES SQUEAKING
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He's afraid he's gonna see his old girlfriend
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and he won't be able to get it up GEORGE No I'm not
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Is that it George No Anyway she dumped me
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She dumped you because you told her you were a brain surgeon
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I did not say that
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What did you tell her you were
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A commando in the Navy SEALs
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AIRPLANE APPROACHING
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Uh oh
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George why do you feel you always had to lie to her
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Oh she wouldn't have looked at me twice
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if I'd just said I was a Volvo salesman for Horst Mueller
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AS PETER FALK Excuse me sir Jeez I hate to bother you like this
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I know you're very busy what with the therapy
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I just need to clear something up
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Are you saying that you're not the governor of California
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Movie Summary
A mental out-patient is mistaken for a missing wealthy man and a con man takes advantage of the situation.
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