Blam! Blam!

Eddie Dash, George:
[Eddie and George are walking out of the duck blind back towards the car] George:
[singing]
Be kind to your web-footed friends, for a duck maybe somebody's mother... Eddie Dash:
Would you knock it off with the web-footed friends shit? George:
Oh, I'm sorry Eddie, I'm just thinking about all those poor little ducks! Eddie Dash:
Wait! [Eddie stops] George:
What? Eddie Dash:
I heard something. George:
What? Eddie Dash:
It was a bear! George:
Oh! [George runs away a short distance, then looks back at Eddie] George:
Where? Eddie Dash:
[loading his shotgun]
Hold on, I'm gonna, I'm gonna get it George:
Oh! Eddie, you're right! There is a bear! Eddie Dash:
I know, I'm gonna... [Eddie hears a roar behind him, and slowly turns around to see a large kodiak bear standing behind him] Eddie Dash:
Aaaaaaahhhh! Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh! George:
[hands raised, walking toward the bear]
Don't worry, Eddie, Don't worry. Eddie Dash:
Ahhhhhhh! He's gonna rip off your dick! George:
[hands still raised]
We want to express... Love, to you. [the bear still is standing, looking at George] George:
Now, if you can understand what I'm saying, wave your right paw [the bear waves his right paw growling] George:
and now the left one [the bear waves the left paw and growls] George:
Good! George:
We just came from the cabin a little while ago, and saw some of your friends stuffed, and let me tell you we were pretty sick by it... George:
[the bear waves his paw and growls]
Yeah, I know what you mean. Well, rest assured, Eddie and I would never harm any of God's creatures like that. Eddie Dash:
George, get the fuck out of the way, I'm gonna shoot it! George:
[George raises his hands and starts walking back towards Eddie]
No Eddie, don't shoot. Don't shoot!... Eddie Dash, George:
Blam! Blam! [the camera pans back to Rupert, who has been listening to George and Eddie via a hidden microphone on George's hunting jacket. Rupert looks down at a complete file makeup of George as Abe Fielding, sighs, and closes the folder]