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All my friends' divorces, they all had two things in common
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Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

All my friends' divorces,they all had two things in common

All my friends' divorces,
they all had two things in common

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All my friends' divorces, they all had two things in common.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:50
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Above Average Productions

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Movie Summary

Anthony Jeselnik presents his boundary-pushing comedy to the masses in this stand-up special.
I hate to do this to you, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:08
I hate to do this to you,
And after all, aren't those the best jokes? - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
And after all, aren't those the best jokes?
Sigmund Freud's mom must've been so fucking hot. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
Sigmund Freud's mom must've been so fucking hot.
A lot of you were faking it for the cameras. Let me explain. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
A lot of you were faking it for the cameras. Let me explain.
His main theory, his main claim to fame, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:11
His main theory, his main claim to fame,
Imagine how hot his mom must have been - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:10
Imagine how hot his mom must have been
I was 14 years old - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:08
I was 14 years old
That moment when you realize your parents are more than just Mom and Dad. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
That moment when you realize your parents are more than just...
I'm at home, putting on my tuxedo when my dad walked in the room, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:09
I'm at home, putting on my tuxedo when my dad walked in...
Snuck it to me in a handshake. So fuckin' gross. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
Snuck it to me in a handshake. So fuckin' gross.
Then he looks me right in the eyes, and he says, "Anthony, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:11
Then he looks me right in the eyes, and he says, "Antho...
When you're a kid, you can't recognize how weird your parents are. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
When you're a kid, you can't recognize how weird y...
Like, when I was a little kid, every year on my birthday, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:12
Like, when I was a little kid, every year on my birthday,
Although I do get angry when people try to talk to me about sex. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
Although I do get angry when people try to talk to me about ...
And he says, "Anthony, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:25
And he says, "Anthony,
When I was growin' up, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
When I was growin' up,
One day, my little brother went into the backyard, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:08
One day, my little brother went into the backyard,
'Cause the next day, I went out, and I found my dog, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
'Cause the next day, I went out, and I found my dog,
But my brother, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
But my brother,
Last year, my parents lost all of their money in a Ponzi scheme. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
Last year, my parents lost all of their money in a Ponzi sch...