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Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

Anthony Jeselnik presents his boundary-pushing comedy to the masses in this stand-up special.

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Bill Benz

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Thank you all for coming
to the show tonight. I do appreciate it. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

Thank you all for coming to the show tonight. I do appreciat...

In case you guys don't know
why I'm on tour right now, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

In case you guys don't know why I'm on tour right ...

Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

Yeah. Thank you. Thank you.

My agent said to me, "Anthony, 20 years is
a major accomplishment for any comedian." - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

My agent said to me, "Anthony, 20 years is a major acco...

"I'd rather go to Milwaukee." - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

"I'd rather go to Milwaukee."

After 20 years of stand-up comedy, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

After 20 years of stand-up comedy,

Ran into an audience member
after my show last Saturday - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

Ran into an audience member after my show last Saturday

Last Saturday night,
I'm doing a show in New York. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

Last Saturday night, I'm doing a show in New York.

A woman from the audience chases me down,
practically tackles me. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

A woman from the audience chases me down, practically tackle...

She says, "Anthony, that last joke
you told tonight, your closer." - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

She says, "Anthony, that last joke you told tonight, yo...

Now, as a comedian,
I've got a responsibility. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

Now, as a comedian, I've got a responsibility.

A responsibility
that I take very seriously. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

A responsibility that I take very seriously.

The responsibility to get up
in front of a group of strangers - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

The responsibility to get up in front of a group of stranger...

I feel like the trans community - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

I feel like the trans community

You never... you never want
to be like, "Hey." - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

You never... you never want to be like, "Hey."

"Are you going to keep it or...?" - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

"Are you going to keep it or...?"

If I want to find something out,
I just offer you a drink. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

If I want to find something out, I just offer you a drink.

"Here, have this glass of bourbon." - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

"Here, have this glass of bourbon."

But if they take the drink, they're trans. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

But if they take the drink, they're trans.

Obviously, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

She says, "Anthony, I've gotta ask you, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

She says, "Anthony, I've gotta ask you,

And she says, "Well, Anthony..." - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

And she says, "Well, Anthony..."

But I, too, am always getting yelled at
for walking into the wrong bathroom. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

But I, too, am always getting yelled at for walking into the...

I will admit
that was a learning moment for me. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

I will admit that was a learning moment for me.

Before that woman grabbed me,
I didn't know that trans people - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

Before that woman grabbed me, I didn't know that trans ...

So, just in case
anyone here tonight is trans - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

So, just in case anyone here tonight is trans

Last week I saw
a pregnant woman get hit by a bus. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

Last week I saw a pregnant woman get hit by a bus.

Or as I like to call it, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

Or as I like to call it,

One of my friends just asked me - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

One of my friends just asked me

I said, "I don't know.
That's a pretty big decision." - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

I said, "I don't know. That's a pretty big de...

And what surprises me - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

And what surprises me

What surprises me is these people
will text me pictures of their kids. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

What surprises me is these people will text me pictures of t...

"Anthony will want to see this. Send." - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

"Anthony will want to see this. Send."

The only time a kid shows up on my phone
and I'm happy about it, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

The only time a kid shows up on my phone and I'm happy ...

She'd be like,
"Really, Anthony? No response?" - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

She'd be like, "Really, Anthony? No response?"...

Now, anytime, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

"Gonna save this one for later." - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

"Gonna save this one for later."

Like a lot of people,
I spent most of the pandemic stuck inside, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

Like a lot of people, I spent most of the pandemic stuck ins...

So I went on eBay, and I paid $500 - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

So I went on eBay, and I paid $500

I thought, "This'll be great.
It's vintage." - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

I thought, "This'll be great. It's vintage.&q...

But like so many of the things
we bought online during the pandemic, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

But like so many of the things we bought online during the p...

He said, "Uncle Anthony, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

He said, "Uncle Anthony,

Let me tell you what the problem is
with the United States of America. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

Let me tell you what the problem is with the United States o...

In this country,
you've gotta be 16 years old - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

In this country, you've gotta be 16 years old

But you've gotta be 18 years old
to be considered an adult. To vote. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

But you've gotta be 18 years old to be considered an ad...

I think if you're old enough
and mature enough - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

I think if you're old enough and mature enough

Now, as of this weekend, I've been on tour
with this material for 18 months. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

Now, as of this weekend, I've been on tour with this ma...

And my favorite thing - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

And my favorite thing

Guys, I have learned so much
about this great country of ours. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

Guys, I have learned so much about this great country of our...

Right at the beginning of this tour,
18 months ago, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

Right at the beginning of this tour, 18 months ago,

Guy in the audience stands up and says,
"Anthony, I hate to break it to you, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

Guy in the audience stands up and says, "Anthony, I hat...

I said, "Oh, yeah?" - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

I said, "Oh, yeah?"

And then a couple of weeks later,
I did a show in Mississippi. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

And then a couple of weeks later, I did a show in Mississipp...

Told them that joke
then told them about Alabama. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

Told them that joke then told them about Alabama.

Guy in the audience stands up and says, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

Guy in the audience stands up and says,

That is what the Founding Fathers
were all about. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

That is what the Founding Fathers were all about.

Goes on the Internet
and chats with child molesters all day. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

Goes on the Internet and chats with child molesters all day.

I don't know what he does for the FBI,
but it's gotta be... - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

I don't know what he does for the FBI, but it's go...

I feel like the big new thing - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

I feel like the big new thing

I feel like every time I turn around, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

I feel like every time I turn around,

But a couple of months ago,
I'm at a family reunion. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

But a couple of months ago, I'm at a family reunion.

And the very first night, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

And the very first night,

He says, "I have an announcement to make." - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

He says, "I have an announcement to make."

Generations of Jeselniks
are just staring straight ahead. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

Generations of Jeselniks are just staring straight ahead.

I said, "Hey, man." - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

I said, "Hey, man."

"Look, I can put the game on if you want." - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

"Look, I can put the game on if you want."

Hell, I was in a bar the other night, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

Hell, I was in a bar the other night,

I called the bartender over,
"Man, I'll have another beer." - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

I called the bartender over, "Man, I'll have anoth...

Now, this is where audiences
traditionally start to complain. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

Now, this is where audiences traditionally start to complain...

They'll say, "Anthony, why do you have
so many jokes about abusing children?" - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

They'll say, "Anthony, why do you have so many jok...

And I explain to the audience
the concept of gallows humor. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

And I explain to the audience the concept of gallows humor.

Gallows humor
is when you see something in the world - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

Gallows humor is when you see something in the world

A couple of months ago,
I'm reading the newspaper, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

A couple of months ago, I'm reading the newspaper,

I'm proud to say
that I've never once in my entire life - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

I'm proud to say that I've never once in my entire...

And there is one thing
I like about Milwaukee. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

And there is one thing I like about Milwaukee.

Maybe not to you, but compared
to where I live in Los Angeles, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

Maybe not to you, but compared to where I live in Los Angele...

The other day, a woman
in my neighborhood was walking her dog, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

The other day, a woman in my neighborhood was walking her do...

One of the all-time great
stand-up comedy towns, Milwaukee. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

One of the all-time great stand-up comedy towns, Milwaukee.

Somehow that's become
one of the most polarizing jokes - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

Somehow that's become one of the most polarizing jokes

And I'll be honest, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

And I'll be honest,

I never thought of 20 years as a goal
I should be trying to achieve. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

I never thought of 20 years as a goal I should be trying to ...

I've always defined success - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

I've always defined success

Last roommate I ever had, he had a video - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

Last roommate I ever had, he had a video

Another way I define success as an artist. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

Another way I define success as an artist.

Someone stole my lunch every single day, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

Someone stole my lunch every single day,

And I was pretty sure I knew who did it.
I just couldn't prove it. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

And I was pretty sure I knew who did it. I just couldn'...

So, one day before work, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

So, one day before work,

And I put them in my food, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

And I put them in my food,

And as soon as he did, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

And as soon as he did,

Last day job I ever had, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

Last day job I ever had,

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Anthony Jeselnik presents his boundary-pushing comedy to the masses in this stand-up special.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Bill Benz

Writer: Anthony Jeselnik

Production: Above Average Productions

Genre: comedy

Year: 2024

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 7.4

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 26 Nov 2024

Awards: N/A

Homepage: https://www.netflix.com/title/81738579