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Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

And I say, "Excuse me, but what the fuck is this?"

And I say, "Excuse me, but what the fuck is this?"

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And I say, "Excuse me,
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but what the fuck is this?"
Duration
6 seconds
Views
41
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:53
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Above Average Productions

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Movie Summary

Anthony Jeselnik presents his boundary-pushing comedy to the masses in this stand-up special.
This woman, I swear to God, she rolls her eyes at me, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:22
This woman, I swear to God, she rolls her eyes at me,
I'm happy to report by the time we landed, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
I'm happy to report by the time we landed,
Air travel has gotten so uncomfortable in the past few years. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
Air travel has gotten so uncomfortable in the past few years...
But everyone I know who flies a lot like I do, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
But everyone I know who flies a lot like I do,
Everyone's got their own unique trick to make flying easier for them. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
Everyone's got their own unique trick to make flying ea...
Like, I'm friends with a very wealthy married couple. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
Like, I'm friends with a very wealthy married couple.
And whenever they fly, their trick is - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:08
And whenever they fly, their trick is
That way, worst-case scenario, one of those planes crashes, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:09
That way, worst-case scenario, one of those planes crashes,
If I'm being honest, I don't actually have any married friends. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
If I'm being honest, I don't actually have any mar...
But all my married friends - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
But all my married friends
All my friends' divorces, they all had two things in common. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
All my friends' divorces, they all had two things in co...
I hate to do this to you, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:08
I hate to do this to you,
And after all, aren't those the best jokes? - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
And after all, aren't those the best jokes?
Sigmund Freud's mom must've been so fucking hot. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
Sigmund Freud's mom must've been so fucking hot.
A lot of you were faking it for the cameras. Let me explain. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
A lot of you were faking it for the cameras. Let me explain.
His main theory, his main claim to fame, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:11
His main theory, his main claim to fame,
Imagine how hot his mom must have been - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:10
Imagine how hot his mom must have been
I was 14 years old - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:08
I was 14 years old
That moment when you realize your parents are more than just Mom and Dad. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
That moment when you realize your parents are more than just...
I'm at home, putting on my tuxedo when my dad walked in the room, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:09
I'm at home, putting on my tuxedo when my dad walked in...