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Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

And I'll be honest, I had no idea it had been 20 yearsbefore my agent told me

And I'll be honest, I had no idea it had been 20 years
before my agent told me

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And I'll be honest,
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I had no idea it had been 20 years before my agent told me.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
45
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:31
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Above Average Productions

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Movie Summary

Anthony Jeselnik presents his boundary-pushing comedy to the masses in this stand-up special.
I never thought of 20 years as a goal I should be trying to achieve. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
I never thought of 20 years as a goal I should be trying to ...
I've always defined success - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
I've always defined success
Last roommate I ever had, he had a video - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:08
Last roommate I ever had, he had a video
Another way I define success as an artist. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
Another way I define success as an artist.
Someone stole my lunch every single day, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
Someone stole my lunch every single day,
And I was pretty sure I knew who did it. I just couldn't prove it. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
And I was pretty sure I knew who did it. I just couldn'...
So, one day before work, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
So, one day before work,
And I put them in my food, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:08
And I put them in my food,
And as soon as he did, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
And as soon as he did,
Last day job I ever had, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:20
Last day job I ever had,
If there's one thing I'm getting sick of after 20 years of stand-up comedy, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:08
If there's one thing I'm getting sick of after 20 ...
I always say I do the shows for free. You pay me to travel. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
I always say I do the shows for free. You pay me to travel.
Two nights ago, I fly from New York City to Milwaukee. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
Two nights ago, I fly from New York City to Milwaukee.
Two-and-a-half-hour flight. It's direct. It should be easy. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
Two-and-a-half-hour flight. It's direct. It should be e...
The woman sitting next to me has a 100-pound dog - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
The woman sitting next to me has a 100-pound dog
And I say, "Excuse me, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
And I say, "Excuse me,
This woman, I swear to God, she rolls her eyes at me, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:22
This woman, I swear to God, she rolls her eyes at me,
I'm happy to report by the time we landed, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
I'm happy to report by the time we landed,
Air travel has gotten so uncomfortable in the past few years. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
Air travel has gotten so uncomfortable in the past few years...
But everyone I know who flies a lot like I do, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
But everyone I know who flies a lot like I do,