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Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

And they say, "Anthony, I knowyou only have a couple days left to write, but we just added...

And they say, "Anthony, I know
you only have a couple days left to write, but we just added Mike Tyson to the dais." "Will you be able to write yourself
any jokes about Mike Tyson?" Two days later, I am walking into that roast
with 100 jokes about Mike Tyson

Full Transcript

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And they say, "Anthony, I know you only have a couple days left to write,
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but we just added Mike Tyson to the dais."
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"Will you be able to write yourself any jokes about Mike Tyson?"
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Two days later,
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I am walking into that roast with 100 jokes about Mike Tyson.
Duration
20 seconds
Views
42
Timestamp in Movie
00:42:42
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Above Average Productions

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Movie Summary

Anthony Jeselnik presents his boundary-pushing comedy to the masses in this stand-up special.
And right as I go to sit down, guy from the network comes back. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
And right as I go to sit down, guy from the network comes ba...
He goes, "I'm just double-checking with you." - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:09
He goes, "I'm just double-checking with you."
And he said, "Well, it was almost impossible - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:18
And he said, "Well, it was almost impossible
But out of the corner of my eye, I can see Mike Tyson sitting on the stage. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
But out of the corner of my eye, I can see Mike Tyson sittin...
Mike's responding to jokes that aren't even about him. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
Mike's responding to jokes that aren't even about ...
Mike Tyson was having the time of his life. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
Mike Tyson was having the time of his life.
So I think, "You know what?" - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
So I think, "You know what?"
So I said, "I think Mike Tyson's biggest problem - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:15
So I said, "I think Mike Tyson's biggest problem
As soon as I tell this joke, I regret it. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
As soon as I tell this joke, I regret it.
And I turned to look at Mike Tyson to see, is he coming at me? - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
And I turned to look at Mike Tyson to see, is he coming at m...
And I just see Mike Tyson throw his head back, and he goes, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:08
And I just see Mike Tyson throw his head back, and he goes,
Guys, in 20 years of stand-up comedy, I've gotten to meet so many famous people. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:08
Guys, in 20 years of stand-up comedy, I've gotten to me...
Except for one, and that was Norm Macdonald. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
Except for one, and that was Norm Macdonald.
Long before I ever even considered becoming a comedian, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
Long before I ever even considered becoming a comedian,
Then a couple years ago, I get a phone call from my agent. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
Then a couple years ago, I get a phone call from my agent.
He says, "Anthony, how would you like - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:13
He says, "Anthony, how would you like
And he said, "This year, it's gonna be different." - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:11
And he said, "This year, it's gonna be different.&...
Eight straight nights of eight-hour tapings every night. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
Eight straight nights of eight-hour tapings every night.
And for the first four episodes, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:08
And for the first four episodes,
We get into fights every night on the air. We get into fights every night backstage. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
We get into fights every night on the air. We get into fight...