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Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

And the whole room just went, "Ooh." I was like,"Oh, I'm gonna be a fucking star."

And the whole room just went, "Ooh." I was like,
"Oh, I'm gonna be a fucking star."

Full Transcript

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And the whole room just went, "Ooh."
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I was like, "Oh, I'm gonna be a fucking star."
Duration
10 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:58
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Above Average Productions

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Movie Summary

Anthony Jeselnik presents his boundary-pushing comedy to the masses in this stand-up special.
And then, of course, a couple years later, I got my big break, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:08
And then, of course, a couple years later, I got my big brea...
Got to roast Donald Trump, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
Got to roast Donald Trump,
People still ask me, "Anthony, which one was your favorite?" - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
People still ask me, "Anthony, which one was your favor...
I remember a couple days before that roast, I'm at home writing jokes. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
I remember a couple days before that roast, I'm at home...
And they say, "Anthony, I know you only have a couple days left to write, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:20
And they say, "Anthony, I know you only have a couple d...
And right as I go to sit down, guy from the network comes back. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
And right as I go to sit down, guy from the network comes ba...
He goes, "I'm just double-checking with you." - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:09
He goes, "I'm just double-checking with you."
And he said, "Well, it was almost impossible - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:18
And he said, "Well, it was almost impossible
But out of the corner of my eye, I can see Mike Tyson sitting on the stage. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
But out of the corner of my eye, I can see Mike Tyson sittin...
Mike's responding to jokes that aren't even about him. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
Mike's responding to jokes that aren't even about ...
Mike Tyson was having the time of his life. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
Mike Tyson was having the time of his life.
So I think, "You know what?" - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
So I think, "You know what?"
So I said, "I think Mike Tyson's biggest problem - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:15
So I said, "I think Mike Tyson's biggest problem
As soon as I tell this joke, I regret it. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
As soon as I tell this joke, I regret it.
And I turned to look at Mike Tyson to see, is he coming at me? - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
And I turned to look at Mike Tyson to see, is he coming at m...
And I just see Mike Tyson throw his head back, and he goes, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:08
And I just see Mike Tyson throw his head back, and he goes,
Guys, in 20 years of stand-up comedy, I've gotten to meet so many famous people. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:08
Guys, in 20 years of stand-up comedy, I've gotten to me...
Except for one, and that was Norm Macdonald. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
Except for one, and that was Norm Macdonald.
Long before I ever even considered becoming a comedian, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
Long before I ever even considered becoming a comedian,
Then a couple years ago, I get a phone call from my agent. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
Then a couple years ago, I get a phone call from my agent.