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Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

And what surprises me is now that I'm getting older,I've got friends, family members...

And what surprises me is now that I'm getting older,
I've got friends, family members having kids of their own

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And what surprises me
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is now that I'm getting older, I've got friends,
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family members having kids of their own.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
48
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:55
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Above Average Productions

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Movie Summary

Anthony Jeselnik presents his boundary-pushing comedy to the masses in this stand-up special.
What surprises me is these people will text me pictures of their kids. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:08
What surprises me is these people will text me pictures of t...
"Anthony will want to see this. Send." - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
"Anthony will want to see this. Send."
The only time a kid shows up on my phone and I'm happy about it, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
The only time a kid shows up on my phone and I'm happy ...
She'd be like, "Really, Anthony? No response?" - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:15
She'd be like, "Really, Anthony? No response?"...
Now, anytime, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:10
Now, anytime,
"Gonna save this one for later." - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:08
"Gonna save this one for later."
Like a lot of people, I spent most of the pandemic stuck inside, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:09
Like a lot of people, I spent most of the pandemic stuck ins...
So I went on eBay, and I paid $500 - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:08
So I went on eBay, and I paid $500
I thought, "This'll be great. It's vintage." - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:11
I thought, "This'll be great. It's vintage.&q...
But like so many of the things we bought online during the pandemic, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
But like so many of the things we bought online during the p...
He said, "Uncle Anthony, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:21
He said, "Uncle Anthony,
Let me tell you what the problem is with the United States of America. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
Let me tell you what the problem is with the United States o...
In this country, you've gotta be 16 years old - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
In this country, you've gotta be 16 years old
But you've gotta be 18 years old to be considered an adult. To vote. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:08
But you've gotta be 18 years old to be considered an ad...
I think if you're old enough and mature enough - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:11
I think if you're old enough and mature enough
Now, as of this weekend, I've been on tour with this material for 18 months. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:08
Now, as of this weekend, I've been on tour with this ma...
And my favorite thing - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:11
And my favorite thing
Guys, I have learned so much about this great country of ours. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
Guys, I have learned so much about this great country of our...
Right at the beginning of this tour, 18 months ago, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
Right at the beginning of this tour, 18 months ago,
Guy in the audience stands up and says, "Anthony, I hate to break it to you, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:11
Guy in the audience stands up and says, "Anthony, I hat...