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As soon as I tell this joke, I regret it
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Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

As soon as I tell this joke, I regret it

As soon as I tell this joke, I regret it

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As soon as I tell this joke, I regret it.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
76
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:53
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Above Average Productions

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Movie Summary

Anthony Jeselnik presents his boundary-pushing comedy to the masses in this stand-up special.
And I turned to look at Mike Tyson to see, is he coming at me? - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
And I turned to look at Mike Tyson to see, is he coming at m...
And I just see Mike Tyson throw his head back, and he goes, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:08
And I just see Mike Tyson throw his head back, and he goes,
Guys, in 20 years of stand-up comedy, I've gotten to meet so many famous people. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:08
Guys, in 20 years of stand-up comedy, I've gotten to me...
Except for one, and that was Norm Macdonald. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
Except for one, and that was Norm Macdonald.
Long before I ever even considered becoming a comedian, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
Long before I ever even considered becoming a comedian,
Then a couple years ago, I get a phone call from my agent. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
Then a couple years ago, I get a phone call from my agent.
He says, "Anthony, how would you like - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:13
He says, "Anthony, how would you like
And he said, "This year, it's gonna be different." - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:11
And he said, "This year, it's gonna be different.&...
Eight straight nights of eight-hour tapings every night. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
Eight straight nights of eight-hour tapings every night.
And for the first four episodes, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:08
And for the first four episodes,
We get into fights every night on the air. We get into fights every night backstage. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
We get into fights every night on the air. We get into fight...
He's my hero and the only reason I took this job. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
He's my hero and the only reason I took this job.
So for those first four episodes, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
So for those first four episodes,
Norm's working at it too, just not nearly as hard. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
Norm's working at it too, just not nearly as hard.
But after four episodes, for whatever reason, something clicks. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
But after four episodes, for whatever reason, something clic...
Finally, Norm and I are laughing together. We're getting along. All I ever wanted. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
Finally, Norm and I are laughing together. We're gettin...
After the show was finally finished, Norm and I had to go and promote it. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
After the show was finally finished, Norm and I had to go an...
And the last time I ever saw Norm Macdonald, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
And the last time I ever saw Norm Macdonald,
Right before I go out, Norm says to me, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:34
Right before I go out, Norm says to me,
And I said, "You know what, Norm? I can do that." - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:09
And I said, "You know what, Norm? I can do that."