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'Cause the next day, I went out, and I found my dog
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Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

'Cause the next day,I went out, and I found my dog, put his collar back on,brought him...

'Cause the next day,
I went out, and I found my dog, put his collar back on,
brought him back home

Full Transcript

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'Cause the next day, I went out, and I found my dog,
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put his collar back on, brought him back home.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
50
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:19
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Above Average Productions

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Movie Summary

Anthony Jeselnik presents his boundary-pushing comedy to the masses in this stand-up special.
But my brother, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
But my brother,
Last year, my parents lost all of their money in a Ponzi scheme. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
Last year, my parents lost all of their money in a Ponzi sch...
My family didn't have a lot of money when I was growin' up. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
My family didn't have a lot of money when I was growin&...
It is exactly like a regular firefighter. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
It is exactly like a regular firefighter.
So every night, around bedtime, she calls me - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:10
So every night, around bedtime, she calls me
So finally, after months of this, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:08
So finally, after months of this,
She said, "Anthony, what's the matter with you?" - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:14
She said, "Anthony, what's the matter with you?&qu...
And look, maybe, maybe I'm being too harsh. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
And look, maybe, maybe I'm being too harsh.
I have trouble sleeping sometimes too. Like the other night. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
I have trouble sleeping sometimes too. Like the other night.
The other night, I'm lying in bed, and I cannot fall asleep. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
The other night, I'm lying in bed, and I cannot fall as...
I'm just staring out my bedroom window for hours. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
I'm just staring out my bedroom window for hours.
And I swear, I saw my next-door neighbor murder his wife in their kitchen - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:11
And I swear, I saw my next-door neighbor murder his wife in ...
Like, I don't think he saw me, but he sure as shit heard me clappin'. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
Like, I don't think he saw me, but he sure as shit hear...
Now, here's a joke I like a lot. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
Now, here's a joke I like a lot.
My cousin Randy - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
My cousin Randy
The other day, he comes up, and he goes, "Anthony, check out my new tattoo." - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:14
The other day, he comes up, and he goes, "Anthony, chec...
"I mean, fuck, man. Everybody knows." - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:11
"I mean, fuck, man. Everybody knows."
Right at the beginning of this tour, 18 months ago, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:08
Right at the beginning of this tour, 18 months ago,
I didn't find out until the next day when Kanye went on a podcast. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
I didn't find out until the next day when Kanye went on...
And he said, "I went to go see Anthony Jeselnik last night, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:11
And he said, "I went to go see Anthony Jeselnik last ni...