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Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

He said, "Uncle Anthony, I've been getting bulliedby another kid in school." I said,...

He said, "Uncle Anthony, I've been getting bullied
by another kid in school." I said, "Don't put up with that." "Break his nose." "He'll leave you alone." He said, "Uncle Anthony,
that's toxic masculinity." Well, I wasn't gonna put up with that

Full Transcript

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He said, "Uncle Anthony,
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I've been getting bullied by another kid in school."
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I said, "Don't put up with that."
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"Break his nose."
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"He'll leave you alone."
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He said, "Uncle Anthony, that's toxic masculinity."
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Well, I wasn't gonna put up with that.
Duration
21 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:59
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Above Average Productions

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Movie Summary

Anthony Jeselnik presents his boundary-pushing comedy to the masses in this stand-up special.
Let me tell you what the problem is with the United States of America. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
Let me tell you what the problem is with the United States o...
In this country, you've gotta be 16 years old - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
In this country, you've gotta be 16 years old
But you've gotta be 18 years old to be considered an adult. To vote. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:08
But you've gotta be 18 years old to be considered an ad...
I think if you're old enough and mature enough - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:11
I think if you're old enough and mature enough
Now, as of this weekend, I've been on tour with this material for 18 months. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:08
Now, as of this weekend, I've been on tour with this ma...
And my favorite thing - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:11
And my favorite thing
Guys, I have learned so much about this great country of ours. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
Guys, I have learned so much about this great country of our...
Right at the beginning of this tour, 18 months ago, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
Right at the beginning of this tour, 18 months ago,
Guy in the audience stands up and says, "Anthony, I hate to break it to you, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:11
Guy in the audience stands up and says, "Anthony, I hat...
I said, "Oh, yeah?" - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
I said, "Oh, yeah?"
And then a couple of weeks later, I did a show in Mississippi. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
And then a couple of weeks later, I did a show in Mississipp...
Told them that joke then told them about Alabama. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
Told them that joke then told them about Alabama.
Guy in the audience stands up and says, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:11
Guy in the audience stands up and says,
That is what the Founding Fathers were all about. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
That is what the Founding Fathers were all about.
Goes on the Internet and chats with child molesters all day. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
Goes on the Internet and chats with child molesters all day.
I don't know what he does for the FBI, but it's gotta be... - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
I don't know what he does for the FBI, but it's go...
I feel like the big new thing - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:08
I feel like the big new thing
I feel like every time I turn around, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
I feel like every time I turn around,
But a couple of months ago, I'm at a family reunion. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
But a couple of months ago, I'm at a family reunion.
And the very first night, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:10
And the very first night,