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Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

"Here, have this glass of bourbon." And if they say, "Actually,Anthony, I'm seven months...

"Here, have this glass of bourbon." And if they say, "Actually,
Anthony, I'm seven months pregnant," then I get to be like,
"Oh my God, you look amazing."

Full Transcript

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"Here, have this glass of bourbon."
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And if they say, "Actually, Anthony, I'm seven months pregnant,"
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then I get to be like, "Oh my God, you look amazing."
Duration
12 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:04
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Above Average Productions

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Movie Summary

Anthony Jeselnik presents his boundary-pushing comedy to the masses in this stand-up special.
But if they take the drink, they're trans. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
But if they take the drink, they're trans.
Obviously, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
Obviously,
She says, "Anthony, I've gotta ask you, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:15
She says, "Anthony, I've gotta ask you,
And she says, "Well, Anthony..." - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:24
And she says, "Well, Anthony..."
But I, too, am always getting yelled at for walking into the wrong bathroom. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
But I, too, am always getting yelled at for walking into the...
I will admit that was a learning moment for me. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
I will admit that was a learning moment for me.
Before that woman grabbed me, I didn't know that trans people - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:09
Before that woman grabbed me, I didn't know that trans ...
So, just in case anyone here tonight is trans - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:14
So, just in case anyone here tonight is trans
Last week I saw a pregnant woman get hit by a bus. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
Last week I saw a pregnant woman get hit by a bus.
Or as I like to call it, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
Or as I like to call it,
One of my friends just asked me - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
One of my friends just asked me
I said, "I don't know. That's a pretty big decision." - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:08
I said, "I don't know. That's a pretty big de...
And what surprises me - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:09
And what surprises me
What surprises me is these people will text me pictures of their kids. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:08
What surprises me is these people will text me pictures of t...
"Anthony will want to see this. Send." - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
"Anthony will want to see this. Send."
The only time a kid shows up on my phone and I'm happy about it, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
The only time a kid shows up on my phone and I'm happy ...
She'd be like, "Really, Anthony? No response?" - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:15
She'd be like, "Really, Anthony? No response?"...
Now, anytime, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:10
Now, anytime,
"Gonna save this one for later." - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:08
"Gonna save this one for later."
Like a lot of people, I spent most of the pandemic stuck inside, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:09
Like a lot of people, I spent most of the pandemic stuck ins...