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Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

I called the bartender over,"Man, I'll have another beer." "And see that girl down there?"...

I called the bartender over,
"Man, I'll have another beer." "And see that girl down there?" "She shouldn't be here. She's 13."

Full Transcript

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I called the bartender over, "Man, I'll have another beer."
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"And see that girl down there?"
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"She shouldn't be here. She's 13."
Duration
9 seconds
Views
60
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:53
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Above Average Productions

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Movie Summary

Anthony Jeselnik presents his boundary-pushing comedy to the masses in this stand-up special.
Now, this is where audiences traditionally start to complain. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
Now, this is where audiences traditionally start to complain...
They'll say, "Anthony, why do you have so many jokes about abusing children?" - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:15
They'll say, "Anthony, why do you have so many jok...
And I explain to the audience the concept of gallows humor. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
And I explain to the audience the concept of gallows humor.
Gallows humor is when you see something in the world - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
Gallows humor is when you see something in the world
A couple of months ago, I'm reading the newspaper, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:14
A couple of months ago, I'm reading the newspaper,
I'm proud to say that I've never once in my entire life - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:09
I'm proud to say that I've never once in my entire...
And there is one thing I like about Milwaukee. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
And there is one thing I like about Milwaukee.
Maybe not to you, but compared to where I live in Los Angeles, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
Maybe not to you, but compared to where I live in Los Angele...
The other day, a woman in my neighborhood was walking her dog, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
The other day, a woman in my neighborhood was walking her do...
One of the all-time great stand-up comedy towns, Milwaukee. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
One of the all-time great stand-up comedy towns, Milwaukee.
Somehow that's become one of the most polarizing jokes - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
Somehow that's become one of the most polarizing jokes
And I'll be honest, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
And I'll be honest,
I never thought of 20 years as a goal I should be trying to achieve. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
I never thought of 20 years as a goal I should be trying to ...
I've always defined success - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
I've always defined success
Last roommate I ever had, he had a video - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:08
Last roommate I ever had, he had a video
Another way I define success as an artist. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
Another way I define success as an artist.
Someone stole my lunch every single day, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
Someone stole my lunch every single day,
And I was pretty sure I knew who did it. I just couldn't prove it. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
And I was pretty sure I knew who did it. I just couldn'...
So, one day before work, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
So, one day before work,
And I put them in my food, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:08
And I put them in my food,