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I know this because I have a fucking mirror
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Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

I know thisbecause I have a fucking mirror

I know this
because I have a fucking mirror

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00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.044
I know this because I have a fucking mirror.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:34
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Above Average Productions

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Movie Summary

Anthony Jeselnik presents his boundary-pushing comedy to the masses in this stand-up special.
Back when I was in college, I had this crazy professor. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
Back when I was in college, I had this crazy professor.
Made all of his students fill out their own suicide note. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
Made all of his students fill out their own suicide note.
Then he would read them out loud to the rest of the class. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
Then he would read them out loud to the rest of the class.
As soon as the parents found out, he got fired immediately. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
As soon as the parents found out, he got fired immediately.
Because, hey, he made math fun. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
Because, hey, he made math fun.
But if you listen to his podcast, you're a fucking loser. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
But if you listen to his podcast, you're a fucking lose...
My brother-in-law is Joe Rogan's biggest fan. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
My brother-in-law is Joe Rogan's biggest fan.
But my brother-in-law is Joe Rogan's target demographic. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
But my brother-in-law is Joe Rogan's target demographic...
My brother-in-law is a conspiracy theorist. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
My brother-in-law is a conspiracy theorist.
Like, my brother-in-law refuses to become an organ donor - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:18
Like, my brother-in-law refuses to become an organ donor
Another question I've been asked a million times in the last 20 years, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:12
Another question I've been asked a million times in the...
Twenty years ago, when I started this, I started from nothing. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
Twenty years ago, when I started this, I started from nothin...
I was just going around to open mics in Los Angeles, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:09
I was just going around to open mics in Los Angeles,
Until one night, I went to a coffee shop, tried this joke out for the first time. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
Until one night, I went to a coffee shop, tried this joke ou...
I said, "Guys, my girlfriend loves to eat chocolate." - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:10
I said, "Guys, my girlfriend loves to eat chocolate.&qu...
"'Keep me away from those chocolate bars. I'm addicted to 'em.'" - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:17
"'Keep me away from those chocolate bars. I'm...
And I will never forget telling that joke for the very first time - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:10
And I will never forget telling that joke for the very first...
And the whole room just went, "Ooh." - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:10
And the whole room just went, "Ooh."
And then, of course, a couple years later, I got my big break, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:08
And then, of course, a couple years later, I got my big brea...
Got to roast Donald Trump, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
Got to roast Donald Trump,