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Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

I said, "I don't know.That's a pretty big decision." "How old is your baby?"

I said, "I don't know.
That's a pretty big decision." "How old is your baby?"

Full Transcript

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I said, "I don't know. That's a pretty big decision."
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"How old is your baby?"
Duration
8 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:12
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Above Average Productions

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Movie Summary

Anthony Jeselnik presents his boundary-pushing comedy to the masses in this stand-up special.
And what surprises me - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:09
And what surprises me
What surprises me is these people will text me pictures of their kids. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:08
What surprises me is these people will text me pictures of t...
"Anthony will want to see this. Send." - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
"Anthony will want to see this. Send."
The only time a kid shows up on my phone and I'm happy about it, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
The only time a kid shows up on my phone and I'm happy ...
She'd be like, "Really, Anthony? No response?" - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:15
She'd be like, "Really, Anthony? No response?"...
Now, anytime, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:10
Now, anytime,
"Gonna save this one for later." - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:08
"Gonna save this one for later."
Like a lot of people, I spent most of the pandemic stuck inside, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:09
Like a lot of people, I spent most of the pandemic stuck ins...
So I went on eBay, and I paid $500 - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:08
So I went on eBay, and I paid $500
I thought, "This'll be great. It's vintage." - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:11
I thought, "This'll be great. It's vintage.&q...
But like so many of the things we bought online during the pandemic, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
But like so many of the things we bought online during the p...
He said, "Uncle Anthony, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:21
He said, "Uncle Anthony,
Let me tell you what the problem is with the United States of America. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
Let me tell you what the problem is with the United States o...
In this country, you've gotta be 16 years old - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
In this country, you've gotta be 16 years old
But you've gotta be 18 years old to be considered an adult. To vote. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:08
But you've gotta be 18 years old to be considered an ad...
I think if you're old enough and mature enough - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:11
I think if you're old enough and mature enough
Now, as of this weekend, I've been on tour with this material for 18 months. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:08
Now, as of this weekend, I've been on tour with this ma...
And my favorite thing - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:11
And my favorite thing
Guys, I have learned so much about this great country of ours. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
Guys, I have learned so much about this great country of our...
Right at the beginning of this tour, 18 months ago, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
Right at the beginning of this tour, 18 months ago,