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Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

I think if you're old enoughand mature enough to safely drive a car on the street, then I...

I think if you're old enough
and mature enough to safely drive a car on the street, then I should be allowed
to have sex with you

Full Transcript

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I think if you're old enough and mature enough
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to safely drive a car on the street,
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then I should be allowed to have sex with you.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
56
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:00
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Above Average Productions

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Movie Summary

Anthony Jeselnik presents his boundary-pushing comedy to the masses in this stand-up special.
Now, as of this weekend, I've been on tour with this material for 18 months. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:08
Now, as of this weekend, I've been on tour with this ma...
And my favorite thing - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:11
And my favorite thing
Guys, I have learned so much about this great country of ours. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
Guys, I have learned so much about this great country of our...
Right at the beginning of this tour, 18 months ago, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
Right at the beginning of this tour, 18 months ago,
Guy in the audience stands up and says, "Anthony, I hate to break it to you, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:11
Guy in the audience stands up and says, "Anthony, I hat...
I said, "Oh, yeah?" - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
I said, "Oh, yeah?"
And then a couple of weeks later, I did a show in Mississippi. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
And then a couple of weeks later, I did a show in Mississipp...
Told them that joke then told them about Alabama. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
Told them that joke then told them about Alabama.
Guy in the audience stands up and says, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:11
Guy in the audience stands up and says,
That is what the Founding Fathers were all about. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
That is what the Founding Fathers were all about.
Goes on the Internet and chats with child molesters all day. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
Goes on the Internet and chats with child molesters all day.
I don't know what he does for the FBI, but it's gotta be... - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
I don't know what he does for the FBI, but it's go...
I feel like the big new thing - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:08
I feel like the big new thing
I feel like every time I turn around, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
I feel like every time I turn around,
But a couple of months ago, I'm at a family reunion. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
But a couple of months ago, I'm at a family reunion.
And the very first night, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:10
And the very first night,
He says, "I have an announcement to make." - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:17
He says, "I have an announcement to make."
Generations of Jeselniks are just staring straight ahead. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
Generations of Jeselniks are just staring straight ahead.
I said, "Hey, man." - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
I said, "Hey, man."
"Look, I can put the game on if you want." - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:11
"Look, I can put the game on if you want."