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Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

I'm happy to report by the time we landed, she needed that fucking dog

I'm happy to report by the time we landed, she needed that fucking dog

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I'm happy to report by the time we landed,
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she needed that fucking dog.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
38
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:32
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Above Average Productions

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Movie Summary

Anthony Jeselnik presents his boundary-pushing comedy to the masses in this stand-up special.
Air travel has gotten so uncomfortable in the past few years. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
Air travel has gotten so uncomfortable in the past few years...
But everyone I know who flies a lot like I do, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
But everyone I know who flies a lot like I do,
Everyone's got their own unique trick to make flying easier for them. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
Everyone's got their own unique trick to make flying ea...
Like, I'm friends with a very wealthy married couple. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
Like, I'm friends with a very wealthy married couple.
And whenever they fly, their trick is - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:08
And whenever they fly, their trick is
That way, worst-case scenario, one of those planes crashes, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:09
That way, worst-case scenario, one of those planes crashes,
If I'm being honest, I don't actually have any married friends. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
If I'm being honest, I don't actually have any mar...
But all my married friends - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
But all my married friends
All my friends' divorces, they all had two things in common. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
All my friends' divorces, they all had two things in co...
I hate to do this to you, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:08
I hate to do this to you,
And after all, aren't those the best jokes? - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
And after all, aren't those the best jokes?
Sigmund Freud's mom must've been so fucking hot. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
Sigmund Freud's mom must've been so fucking hot.
A lot of you were faking it for the cameras. Let me explain. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
A lot of you were faking it for the cameras. Let me explain.
His main theory, his main claim to fame, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:11
His main theory, his main claim to fame,
Imagine how hot his mom must have been - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:10
Imagine how hot his mom must have been
I was 14 years old - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:08
I was 14 years old
That moment when you realize your parents are more than just Mom and Dad. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
That moment when you realize your parents are more than just...
I'm at home, putting on my tuxedo when my dad walked in the room, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:09
I'm at home, putting on my tuxedo when my dad walked in...
Snuck it to me in a handshake. So fuckin' gross. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
Snuck it to me in a handshake. So fuckin' gross.
Then he looks me right in the eyes, and he says, "Anthony, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:11
Then he looks me right in the eyes, and he says, "Antho...