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Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

Imagine how hot his mom must have been for his colleagues to go, "Publish that."

Imagine how hot his mom must have been for his colleagues to go, "Publish that."

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Imagine how hot his mom must have been
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for his colleagues to go, "Publish that."
Duration
10 seconds
Views
51
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:56
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Above Average Productions

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Movie Summary

Anthony Jeselnik presents his boundary-pushing comedy to the masses in this stand-up special.
I was 14 years old - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:08
I was 14 years old
That moment when you realize your parents are more than just Mom and Dad. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
That moment when you realize your parents are more than just...
I'm at home, putting on my tuxedo when my dad walked in the room, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:09
I'm at home, putting on my tuxedo when my dad walked in...
Snuck it to me in a handshake. So fuckin' gross. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
Snuck it to me in a handshake. So fuckin' gross.
Then he looks me right in the eyes, and he says, "Anthony, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:11
Then he looks me right in the eyes, and he says, "Antho...
When you're a kid, you can't recognize how weird your parents are. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
When you're a kid, you can't recognize how weird y...
Like, when I was a little kid, every year on my birthday, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:12
Like, when I was a little kid, every year on my birthday,
Although I do get angry when people try to talk to me about sex. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
Although I do get angry when people try to talk to me about ...
And he says, "Anthony, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:25
And he says, "Anthony,
When I was growin' up, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
When I was growin' up,
One day, my little brother went into the backyard, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:08
One day, my little brother went into the backyard,
'Cause the next day, I went out, and I found my dog, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
'Cause the next day, I went out, and I found my dog,
But my brother, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
But my brother,
Last year, my parents lost all of their money in a Ponzi scheme. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
Last year, my parents lost all of their money in a Ponzi sch...
My family didn't have a lot of money when I was growin' up. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
My family didn't have a lot of money when I was growin&...
It is exactly like a regular firefighter. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
It is exactly like a regular firefighter.
So every night, around bedtime, she calls me - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:10
So every night, around bedtime, she calls me
So finally, after months of this, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:08
So finally, after months of this,
She said, "Anthony, what's the matter with you?" - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:14
She said, "Anthony, what's the matter with you?&qu...
And look, maybe, maybe I'm being too harsh. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
And look, maybe, maybe I'm being too harsh.