"'Keep me away from those chocolate bars.I'm addicted to 'em.'" "And it's really...
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"'Keep me away from those chocolate bars.
I'm addicted to 'em.'" "And it's really annoying." "So one day I put her in the car,
and I drove her downtown, and I pointed out a crack addict,
and I said, 'Do you see that, honey?'" "'Why can't you be that skinny?'"
I'm addicted to 'em.'" "And it's really annoying." "So one day I put her in the car,
and I drove her downtown, and I pointed out a crack addict,
and I said, 'Do you see that, honey?'" "'Why can't you be that skinny?'"
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"'Keep me away from those chocolate bars.
I'm addicted to 'em.'"
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"And it's really annoying."
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"So one day I put her in the car,
and I drove her downtown,
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and I pointed out a crack addict,
and I said, 'Do you see that, honey?'"
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"'Why can't you be that skinny?'"
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Movie Summary
Anthony Jeselnik presents his boundary-pushing comedy to the masses in this stand-up special.
